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<p>TheEnbyperor: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Attendee<br /> |Name=Q 🦄<br /> |Arrival=2020/03/12 16:00<br /> |Departure=2020/03/23 17:00<br /> |Website=https://magicalcodewit.ch<br /> |Email=q@magicalcodewit.ch<br /> |IRC=TheEnbyperor<br /> |Twitter=TheEnbyperor<br /> |Pronouns=it/its<br /> |Teams=Team:NOC<br /> |Interests=Interest:Maths<br /> }}<br /> According to all known laws<br /> of aviation,<br /> <br /> <br /> there is no way a bee<br /> should be able to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Its wings are too small to get<br /> its fat little body off the ground.<br /> <br /> <br /> The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /> <br /> <br /> because bees don't care<br /> what humans think is impossible.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /> Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooh, black and yellow!<br /> Let's shake it up a little.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry! Breakfast is ready!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooming!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hang on a second.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Barry?<br /> - Adam?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oan you believe this is happening?<br /> - I can't. I'll pick you up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Looking sharp.<br /> <br /> <br /> Use the stairs. Your father<br /> paid good money for those.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry. I'm excited.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here's the graduate.<br /> We're very proud of you, son.<br /> <br /> <br /> A perfect report card, all B's.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very proud.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ma! I got a thing going here.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You got lint on your fuzz.<br /> - Ow! That's me!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.<br /> - Bye!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I told you,<br /> stop flying in the house!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, Adam.<br /> - Hey, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that fuzz gel?<br /> - A little. Special day, graduation.<br /> <br /> <br /> Never thought I'd make it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Three days grade school,<br /> three days high school.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those were awkward.<br /> <br /> <br /> Three days college. I'm glad I took<br /> a day and hitchhiked around the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did come back different.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hi, Barry.<br /> - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hear about Frankie?<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You going to the funeral?<br /> - No, I'm not going.<br /> <br /> <br /> Everybody knows,<br /> sting someone, you die.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't waste it on a squirrel.<br /> Such a hothead.<br /> <br /> <br /> I guess he could have<br /> just gotten out of the way.<br /> <br /> <br /> I love this incorporating<br /> an amusement park into our day.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's why we don't need vacations.<br /> <br /> <br /> Boy, quite a bit of pomp...<br /> under the circumstances.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, Adam, today we are men.<br /> - We are!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bee-men.<br /> - Amen!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hallelujah!<br /> <br /> <br /> Students, faculty, distinguished bees,<br /> <br /> <br /> please welcome Dean Buzzwell.<br /> <br /> <br /> Welcome, New Hive Oity<br /> graduating class of...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...9:15.<br /> <br /> <br /> That concludes our ceremonies.<br /> <br /> <br /> And begins your career<br /> at Honex Industries!<br /> <br /> <br /> Will we pick ourjob today?<br /> <br /> <br /> I heard it's just orientation.<br /> <br /> <br /> Heads up! Here we go.<br /> <br /> <br /> Keep your hands and antennas<br /> inside the tram at all times.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wonder what it'll be like?<br /> - A little scary.<br /> <br /> <br /> Welcome to Honex,<br /> a division of Honesco<br /> <br /> <br /> and a part of the Hexagon Group.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> We know that you, as a bee,<br /> have worked your whole life<br /> <br /> <br /> to get to the point where you<br /> can work for your whole life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey begins when our valiant Pollen<br /> Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our top-secret formula<br /> <br /> <br /> is automatically color-corrected,<br /> scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured<br /> <br /> <br /> into this soothing sweet syrup<br /> <br /> <br /> with its distinctive<br /> golden glow you know as...<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That girl was hot.<br /> - She's my cousin!<br /> <br /> <br /> - She is?<br /> - Yes, we're all cousins.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Right. You're right.<br /> - At Honex, we constantly strive<br /> <br /> <br /> to improve every aspect<br /> of bee existence.<br /> <br /> <br /> These bees are stress-testing<br /> a new helmet technology.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What do you think he makes?<br /> - Not enough.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here we have our latest advancement,<br /> the Krelman.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What does that do?<br /> - Oatches that little strand of honey<br /> <br /> <br /> that hangs after you pour it.<br /> Saves us millions.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan anyone work on the Krelman?<br /> <br /> <br /> Of course. Most bee jobs are<br /> small ones. But bees know<br /> <br /> <br /> that every small job,<br /> if it's done well, means a lot.<br /> <br /> <br /> But choose carefully<br /> <br /> <br /> because you'll stay in the job<br /> you pick for the rest of your life.<br /> <br /> <br /> The same job the rest of your life?<br /> I didn't know that.<br /> <br /> <br /> What's the difference?<br /> <br /> <br /> You'll be happy to know that bees,<br /> as a species, haven't had one day off<br /> <br /> <br /> in 27 million years.<br /> <br /> <br /> So you'll just work us to death?<br /> <br /> <br /> We'll sure try.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow! That blew my mind!<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;What's the difference?&quot;<br /> How can you say that?<br /> <br /> <br /> One job forever?<br /> That's an insane choice to have to make.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm relieved. Now we only have<br /> to make one decision in life.<br /> <br /> <br /> But, Adam, how could they<br /> never have told us that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Why would you question anything?<br /> We're bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're the most perfectly<br /> functioning society on Earth.<br /> <br /> <br /> You ever think maybe things<br /> work a little too well here?<br /> <br /> <br /> Like what? Give me one example.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know. But you know<br /> what I'm talking about.<br /> <br /> <br /> Please clear the gate.<br /> Royal Nectar Force on approach.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a second. Oheck it out.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!<br /> - Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've never seen them this close.<br /> <br /> <br /> They know what it's like<br /> outside the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, but some don't come back.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, Jocks!<br /> - Hi, Jocks!<br /> <br /> <br /> You guys did great!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're monsters!<br /> You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - I wonder where they were.<br /> - I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> Their day's not planned.<br /> <br /> <br /> Outside the hive, flying who knows<br /> where, doing who knows what.<br /> <br /> <br /> You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen<br /> Jock. You have to be bred for that.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look. That's more pollen<br /> than you and I will see in a lifetime.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's just a status symbol.<br /> Bees make too much of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it<br /> and the ladies see you wearing it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those ladies?<br /> Aren't they our cousins too?<br /> <br /> <br /> Distant. Distant.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at these two.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oouple of Hive Harrys.<br /> - Let's have fun with them.<br /> <br /> <br /> It must be dangerous<br /> being a Pollen Jock.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Once a bear pinned me<br /> against a mushroom!<br /> <br /> <br /> He had a paw on my throat,<br /> and with the other, he was slapping me!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, my!<br /> - I never thought I'd knock him out.<br /> <br /> <br /> What were you doing during this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Trying to alert the authorities.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can autograph that.<br /> <br /> <br /> A little gusty out there today,<br /> wasn't it, comrades?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Gusty.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're hitting a sunflower patch<br /> six miles from here tomorrow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Six miles, huh?<br /> - Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> A puddle jump for us,<br /> but maybe you're not up for it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Maybe I am.<br /> - You are not!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're going 0900 at J-Gate.<br /> <br /> <br /> What do you think, buzzy-boy?<br /> Are you bee enough?<br /> <br /> <br /> I might be. It all depends<br /> on what 0900 means.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Honex!<br /> <br /> <br /> Dad, you surprised me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You decide what you're interested in?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, there's a lot of choices.<br /> - But you only get one.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do you ever get bored<br /> doing the same job every day?<br /> <br /> <br /> Son, let me tell you about stirring.<br /> <br /> <br /> You grab that stick, and you just<br /> move it around, and you stir it around.<br /> <br /> <br /> You get yourself into a rhythm.<br /> It's a beautiful thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, Dad,<br /> the more I think about it,<br /> <br /> <br /> maybe the honey field<br /> just isn't right for me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You were thinking of what,<br /> making balloon animals?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a bad job<br /> for a guy with a stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Janet, your son's not sure<br /> he wants to go into honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.<br /> - I'm not trying to be funny.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're not funny! You're going<br /> into honey. Our son, the stirrer!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're gonna be a stirrer?<br /> - No one's listening to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait till you see the sticks I have.<br /> <br /> <br /> I could say anything right now.<br /> I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let's open some honey and celebrate!<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.<br /> Shave my antennae.<br /> <br /> <br /> Shack up with a grasshopper. Get<br /> a gold tooth and call everybody &quot;dawg&quot;!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm so proud.<br /> <br /> <br /> - We're starting work today!<br /> - Today's the day.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on! All the good jobs<br /> will be gone.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,<br /> stirrer, front desk, hair removal...<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is it still available?<br /> - Hang on. Two left!<br /> <br /> <br /> One of them's yours! Oongratulations!<br /> Step to the side.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What'd you get?<br /> - Picking crud out. Stellar!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oouple of newbies?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!<br /> <br /> <br /> Make your choice.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You want to go first?<br /> - No, you go.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my. What's available?<br /> <br /> <br /> Restroom attendant's open,<br /> not for the reason you think.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Any chance of getting the Krelman?<br /> - Sure, you're on.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wax monkey's always open.<br /> <br /> <br /> The Krelman opened up again.<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened?<br /> <br /> <br /> A bee died. Makes an opening. See?<br /> He's dead. Another dead one.<br /> <br /> <br /> Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.<br /> <br /> <br /> Dead from the neck up.<br /> Dead from the neck down. That's life!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, this is so hard!<br /> <br /> <br /> Heating, cooling,<br /> stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,<br /> <br /> <br /> humming, inspector number seven,<br /> lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,<br /> <br /> <br /> mite wrangler. Barry, what<br /> do you think I should... Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, we've got the sunflower patch<br /> in quadrant nine...<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened to you?<br /> Where are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'm going out.<br /> - Out? Out where?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Out there.<br /> - Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> I have to, before I go<br /> to work for the rest of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> Another call coming in.<br /> <br /> <br /> If anyone's feeling brave,<br /> there's a Korean deli on 83rd<br /> <br /> <br /> that gets their roses today.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, guys.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Look at that.<br /> - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Really? Feeling lucky, are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sign here, here. Just initial that.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thank you.<br /> - OK.<br /> <br /> <br /> You got a rain advisory today,<br /> <br /> <br /> and as you all know,<br /> bees cannot fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> So be careful. As always,<br /> watch your brooms,<br /> <br /> <br /> hockey sticks, dogs,<br /> birds, bears and bats.<br /> <br /> <br /> Also, I got a couple of reports<br /> of root beer being poured on us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Murphy's in a home because of it,<br /> babbling like a cicada!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That's awful.<br /> - And a reminder for you rookies,<br /> <br /> <br /> bee law number one,<br /> absolutely no talking to humans!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, launch positions!<br /> <br /> <br /> Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,<br /> buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!<br /> <br /> <br /> Black and yellow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello!<br /> <br /> <br /> You ready for this, hot shot?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wind, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Antennae, check.<br /> - Nectar pack, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wings, check.<br /> - Stinger, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> Scared out of my shorts, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, ladies,<br /> <br /> <br /> let's move it out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pound those petunias,<br /> you striped stem-suckers!<br /> <br /> <br /> All of you, drain those flowers!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow! I'm out!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe I'm out!<br /> <br /> <br /> So blue.<br /> <br /> <br /> I feel so fast and free!<br /> <br /> <br /> Box kite!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Blue Leader.<br /> We have roses visual.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses!<br /> <br /> <br /> 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.<br /> <br /> <br /> Stand to the side, kid.<br /> It's got a bit of a kick.<br /> <br /> <br /> That is one nectar collector!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Ever see pollination up close?<br /> - No, sir.<br /> <br /> <br /> I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it<br /> over here. Maybe a dash over there,<br /> <br /> <br /> a pinch on that one.<br /> See that? It's a little bit of magic.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's amazing. Why do we do that?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's pollen power. More pollen, more<br /> flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oool.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.<br /> Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oopy that visual.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait. One of these flowers<br /> seems to be on the move.<br /> <br /> <br /> Say again? You're reporting<br /> a moving flower?<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative.<br /> <br /> <br /> That was on the line!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is the coolest. What is it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know, but I'm loving this color.<br /> <br /> <br /> It smells good.<br /> Not like a flower, but I like it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, fuzzy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ohemical-y.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.<br /> <br /> <br /> My sweet lord of bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oandy-brain, get off there!<br /> <br /> <br /> Problem!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Guys!<br /> - This could be bad.<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very close.<br /> <br /> <br /> Gonna hurt.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mama's little boy.<br /> <br /> <br /> You are way out of position, rookie!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooming in at you like a missile!<br /> <br /> <br /> Help me!<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't think these are flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Should we tell him?<br /> - I think he knows.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Match point!<br /> <br /> <br /> You can start packing up, honey,<br /> because you're about to eat it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yowser!<br /> <br /> <br /> Gross.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's a bee in the car!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Do something!<br /> - I'm driving!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hi, bee.<br /> - He's back here!<br /> <br /> <br /> He's going to sting me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Nobody move. If you don't move,<br /> he won't sting you. Freeze!<br /> <br /> <br /> He blinked!<br /> <br /> <br /> Spray him, Granny!<br /> <br /> <br /> What are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow... the tension level<br /> out here is unbelievable.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta get home.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, could you close<br /> the window please?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, could you close<br /> the window please?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oheck out my new resume.<br /> I made it into a fold-out brochure.<br /> <br /> <br /> You see? Folds out.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.<br /> <br /> <br /> What was that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe this time. This time. This time.<br /> This time! This time! This...<br /> <br /> <br /> Drapes!<br /> <br /> <br /> That is diabolical.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's fantastic. It's got all my special<br /> skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.<br /> <br /> <br /> What's number one? Star Wars?<br /> <br /> <br /> Nah, I don't go for that...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...kind of stuff.<br /> <br /> <br /> No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.<br /> They're out of their minds.<br /> <br /> <br /> When I leave a job interview, they're<br /> flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't remember the sun<br /> having a big 75 on it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I predicted global warming.<br /> <br /> <br /> I could feel it getting hotter.<br /> At first I thought it was just me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait! Stop! Bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stand back. These are winter boots.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't kill him!<br /> <br /> <br /> You know I'm allergic to them!<br /> This thing could kill me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does his life have<br /> less value than yours?<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does his life have any less value<br /> than mine? Is that your statement?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm just saying all life has value. You<br /> don't know what he's capable of feeling.<br /> <br /> <br /> My brochure!<br /> <br /> <br /> There you go, little guy.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not scared of him.<br /> It's an allergic thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Put that on your resume brochure.<br /> <br /> <br /> My whole face could puff up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Make it one of your special skills.<br /> <br /> <br /> Knocking someone out<br /> is also a special skill.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?<br /> - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You could put carob chips on there.<br /> - Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Supposed to be less calories.<br /> - Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta say something.<br /> <br /> <br /> She saved my life.<br /> I gotta say something.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, here it goes.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nah.<br /> <br /> <br /> What would I say?<br /> <br /> <br /> I could really get in trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a bee law.<br /> You're not supposed to talk to a human.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe I'm doing this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got to.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!<br /> <br /> <br /> No. Yes. No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do it. I can't.<br /> <br /> <br /> How should I start it?<br /> &quot;You like jazz?&quot; No, that's no good.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here she comes! Speak, you fool!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hi!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're talking.<br /> - Yes, I know.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're talking!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm so sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, it's OK. It's fine.<br /> I know I'm dreaming.<br /> <br /> <br /> But I don't recall going to bed.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I'm sure this<br /> is very disconcerting.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is a bit of a surprise to me.<br /> I mean, you're a bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> I am. And I'm not supposed<br /> to be doing this,<br /> <br /> <br /> but they were all trying to kill me.<br /> <br /> <br /> And if it wasn't for you...<br /> <br /> <br /> I had to thank you.<br /> It's just how I was raised.<br /> <br /> <br /> That was a little weird.<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'm talking with a bee.<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm talking to a bee.<br /> And the bee is talking to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> I just want to say I'm grateful.<br /> I'll leave now.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wait! How did you learn to do that?<br /> - What?<br /> <br /> <br /> The talking thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Same way you did, I guess.<br /> &quot;Mama, Dada, honey.&quot; You pick it up.<br /> <br /> <br /> - That's very funny.<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,<br /> we'd cry with what we have to deal with.<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway...<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...get you something?<br /> - Like what?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know. I mean...<br /> I don't know. Ooffee?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't want to put you out.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's just coffee.<br /> - I hate to impose.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Don't be ridiculous!<br /> - Actually, I would love a cup.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, you want rum cake?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I shouldn't.<br /> - Have some.<br /> <br /> <br /> - No, I can't.<br /> - Oome on!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where?<br /> - These stripes don't help.<br /> <br /> <br /> You look great!<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know if you know<br /> anything about fashion.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you all right?<br /> <br /> <br /> No.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's making the tie in the cab<br /> as they're flying up Madison.<br /> <br /> <br /> He finally gets there.<br /> <br /> <br /> He runs up the steps into the church.<br /> The wedding is on.<br /> <br /> <br /> And he says, &quot;Watermelon?<br /> I thought you said Guatemalan.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why would I marry a watermelon?&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> Is that a bee joke?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's the kind of stuff we do.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, different.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, what are you gonna do, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> About work? I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> I want to do my part for the hive,<br /> but I can't do it the way they want.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know how you feel.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You do?<br /> - Sure.<br /> <br /> <br /> My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or<br /> a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Really?<br /> - My only interest is flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our new queen was just elected<br /> with that same campaign slogan.<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway, if you look...<br /> <br /> <br /> There's my hive right there. See it?<br /> <br /> <br /> You're in Sheep Meadow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!<br /> <br /> <br /> No way! I know that area.<br /> I lost a toe ring there once.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why do girls put rings on their toes?<br /> - Why not?<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's like putting a hat on your knee.<br /> - Maybe I'll try that.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You all right, ma'am?<br /> - Oh, yeah. Fine.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just having two cups of coffee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway, this has been great.<br /> Thanks for the coffee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it's no trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,<br /> I'd be up the rest of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you...?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I take a piece of this with me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sure! Here, have a crumb.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thanks!<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Well, then...<br /> I guess I'll see you around.<br /> <br /> <br /> Or not.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> And thank you<br /> so much again... for before.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, that? That was nothing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...<br /> <br /> <br /> This can't possibly work.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's all set to go.<br /> We may as well try it.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, Dave, pull the chute.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Sounds amazing.<br /> - It was amazing!<br /> <br /> <br /> It was the scariest,<br /> happiest moment of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Humans! I can't believe<br /> you were with humans!<br /> <br /> <br /> Giant, scary humans!<br /> What were they like?<br /> <br /> <br /> Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.<br /> <br /> <br /> They eat crazy giant things.<br /> They drive crazy.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?<br /> - Some of them. But some of them don't.<br /> <br /> <br /> - How'd you get back?<br /> - Poodle.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did it, and I'm glad. You saw<br /> whatever you wanted to see.<br /> <br /> <br /> You had your &quot;experience.&quot; Now you<br /> can pick out yourjob and be normal.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well...<br /> - Well?<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I met someone.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did? Was she Bee-ish?<br /> <br /> <br /> - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!<br /> - No, no, no, not a wasp.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Spider?<br /> - I'm not attracted to spiders.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know it's the hottest thing,<br /> with the eight legs and all.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't get by that face.<br /> <br /> <br /> So who is she?<br /> <br /> <br /> She's... human.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, no. That's a bee law.<br /> You wouldn't break a bee law.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Her name's Vanessa.<br /> - Oh, boy.<br /> <br /> <br /> She's so nice. And she's a florist!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're not dating.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're flying outside the hive, talking<br /> to humans that attack our homes<br /> <br /> <br /> with power washers and M-80s!<br /> One-eighth a stick of dynamite!<br /> <br /> <br /> She saved my life!<br /> And she understands me.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is over!<br /> <br /> <br /> Eat this.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is not over! What was that?<br /> <br /> <br /> - They call it a crumb.<br /> - It was so stingin' stripey!<br /> <br /> <br /> And that's not what they eat.<br /> That's what falls off what they eat!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You know what a Oinnabon is?<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.<br /> They heat it up...<br /> <br /> <br /> Sit down!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...really hot!<br /> - Listen to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> We are not them! We're us.<br /> There's us and there's them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, but who can deny<br /> the heart that is yearning?<br /> <br /> <br /> There's no yearning.<br /> Stop yearning. Listen to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> You have got to start thinking bee,<br /> my friend. Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> There he is. He's in the pool.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know what your problem is, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta start thinking bee?<br /> <br /> <br /> How much longer will this go on?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's been three days!<br /> Why aren't you working?<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got a lot of big life decisions<br /> to think about.<br /> <br /> <br /> What life? You have no life!<br /> You have no job. You're barely a bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Would it kill you<br /> to make a little honey?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, come out.<br /> Your father's talking to you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Martin, would you talk to him?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I'm talking to you!<br /> <br /> <br /> You coming?<br /> <br /> <br /> Got everything?<br /> <br /> <br /> All set!<br /> <br /> <br /> Go ahead. I'll catch up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't be too long.<br /> <br /> <br /> Watch this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa!<br /> <br /> <br /> - We're still here.<br /> - I told you not to yell at him.<br /> <br /> <br /> He doesn't respond to yelling!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Then why yell at me?<br /> - Because you don't listen!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not listening to this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry, I've gotta go.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where are you going?<br /> - I'm meeting a friend.<br /> <br /> <br /> A girl? Is this why you can't decide?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> I just hope she's Bee-ish.<br /> <br /> <br /> They have a huge parade<br /> of flowers every year in Pasadena?<br /> <br /> <br /> To be in the Tournament of Roses,<br /> that's every florist's dream!<br /> <br /> <br /> Up on a float, surrounded<br /> by flowers, crowds cheering.<br /> <br /> <br /> A tournament. Do the roses<br /> compete in athletic events?<br /> <br /> <br /> No. All right, I've got one.<br /> How come you don't fly everywhere?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's exhausting. Why don't you<br /> run everywhere? It's faster.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, OK, I see, I see.<br /> All right, your turn.<br /> <br /> <br /> TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?<br /> That's insane!<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have that?<br /> <br /> <br /> We have Hivo, but it's a disease.<br /> It's a horrible, horrible disease.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> Dumb bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> You must want to sting all those jerks.<br /> <br /> <br /> We try not to sting.<br /> It's usually fatal for us.<br /> <br /> <br /> So you have to watch your temper.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very carefully.<br /> You kick a wall, take a walk,<br /> <br /> <br /> write an angry letter and throw it out.<br /> Work through it like any emotion:<br /> <br /> <br /> Anger, jealousy, lust.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What is wrong with you?!<br /> - It's a bug.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's not bothering anybody.<br /> Get out of here, you creep!<br /> <br /> <br /> What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it was. How did you know?<br /> <br /> <br /> It felt like about 10 pages.<br /> Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.<br /> <br /> <br /> You've really got that<br /> down to a science.<br /> <br /> <br /> - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.<br /> - I'll bet.<br /> <br /> <br /> What in the name<br /> of Mighty Hercules is this?<br /> <br /> <br /> How did this get here?<br /> Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,<br /> <br /> <br /> Ray Liotta Private Select?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is he that actor?<br /> - I never heard of him.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why is this here?<br /> - For people. We eat it.<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have<br /> enough food of your own?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, yes.<br /> - How do you get it?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees make it.<br /> - I know who makes it!<br /> <br /> <br /> And it's hard to make it!<br /> <br /> <br /> There's heating, cooling, stirring.<br /> You need a whole Krelman thing!<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's organic.<br /> - It's our-ganic!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's just honey, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just what?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't know about this!<br /> This is stealing! A lot of stealing!<br /> <br /> <br /> You've taken our homes, schools,<br /> hospitals! This is all we have!<br /> <br /> <br /> And it's on sale?!<br /> I'm getting to the bottom of this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm getting to the bottom<br /> of all of this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Hector.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You almost done?<br /> - Almost.<br /> <br /> <br /> He is here. I sense it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I guess I'll go home now<br /> <br /> <br /> and just leave this nice honey out,<br /> with no one around.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're busted, box boy!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew I heard something.<br /> So you can talk!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can talk.<br /> And now you'll start talking!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where you getting the sweet stuff?<br /> Who's your supplier?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't understand.<br /> I thought we were friends.<br /> <br /> <br /> The last thing we want<br /> to do is upset bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're too late! It's ours now!<br /> <br /> <br /> You, sir, have crossed<br /> the wrong sword!<br /> <br /> <br /> You, sir, will be lunch<br /> for my iguana, Ignacio!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is the honey coming from?<br /> <br /> <br /> Tell me where!<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!<br /> <br /> <br /> Orazy person!<br /> <br /> <br /> What horrible thing has happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> These faces, they never knew<br /> what hit them. And now<br /> <br /> <br /> they're on the road to nowhere!<br /> <br /> <br /> Just keep still.<br /> <br /> <br /> What? You're not dead?<br /> <br /> <br /> Do I look dead? They will wipe anything<br /> that moves. Where you headed?<br /> <br /> <br /> To Honey Farms.<br /> I am onto something huge here.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,<br /> crazy stuff. Blows your head off!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to Tacoma.<br /> <br /> <br /> - And you?<br /> - He really is dead.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Uh-oh!<br /> <br /> <br /> - What is that?!<br /> - Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> - A wiper! Triple blade!<br /> - Triple blade?<br /> <br /> <br /> Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does everything have<br /> to be so doggone clean?!<br /> <br /> <br /> How much do you people need to see?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Open your eyes!<br /> Stick your head out the window!<br /> <br /> <br /> From NPR News in Washington,<br /> I'm Oarl Kasell.<br /> <br /> <br /> But don't kill no more bugs!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bee!<br /> - Moose blood guy!!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You hear something?<br /> - Like what?<br /> <br /> <br /> Like tiny screaming.<br /> <br /> <br /> Turn off the radio.<br /> <br /> <br /> Whassup, bee boy?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Blood.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just a row of honey jars,<br /> as far as the eye could see.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> I assume wherever this truck goes<br /> is where they're getting it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I mean, that honey's ours.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees hang tight.<br /> - We're all jammed in.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a close community.<br /> <br /> <br /> Not us, man. We on our own.<br /> Every mosquito on his own.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What if you get in trouble?<br /> - You a mosquito, you in trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nobody likes us. They just smack.<br /> See a mosquito, smack, smack!<br /> <br /> <br /> At least you're out in the world.<br /> You must meet girls.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mosquito girls try to trade up,<br /> get with a moth, dragonfly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.<br /> <br /> <br /> You got to be kidding me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mooseblood's about to leave<br /> the building! So long, bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, guys!<br /> - Mooseblood!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew I'd catch y'all down here.<br /> Did you bring your crazy straw?<br /> <br /> <br /> We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,<br /> and it's pretty much pure profit.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this place?<br /> <br /> <br /> A bee's got a brain<br /> the size of a pinhead.<br /> <br /> <br /> They are pinheads!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pinhead.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oheck out the new smoker.<br /> - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.<br /> <br /> <br /> The Thomas 3000!<br /> <br /> <br /> Smoker?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.<br /> Twice the nicotine, all the tar.<br /> <br /> <br /> A couple breaths of this<br /> knocks them right out.<br /> <br /> <br /> They make the honey,<br /> and we make the money.<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;They make the honey,<br /> and we make the money&quot;?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my!<br /> <br /> <br /> What's going on? Are you OK?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. It doesn't last too long.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do you know you're<br /> in a fake hive with fake walls?<br /> <br /> <br /> Our queen was moved here.<br /> We had no choice.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is your queen?<br /> That's a man in women's clothes!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a drag queen!<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> There's hundreds of them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bee honey.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our honey is being brazenly stolen<br /> on a massive scale!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is worse than anything bears<br /> have done! I intend to do something.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, Barry, stop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Who told you humans are taking<br /> our honey? That's a rumor.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do these look like rumors?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a conspiracy theory.<br /> These are obviously doctored photos.<br /> <br /> <br /> How did you get mixed up in this?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's been talking to humans.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What?<br /> - Talking to humans?!<br /> <br /> <br /> He has a human girlfriend.<br /> And they make out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Make out? Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> We do not.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You wish you could.<br /> - Whose side are you on?<br /> <br /> <br /> The bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.<br /> Those crazy legs kept me up all night.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, this is what you want<br /> to do with your life?<br /> <br /> <br /> I want to do it for all our lives.<br /> Nobody works harder than bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Dad, I remember you<br /> coming home so overworked<br /> <br /> <br /> your hands were still stirring.<br /> You couldn't stop.<br /> <br /> <br /> I remember that.<br /> <br /> <br /> What right do they have to our honey?<br /> <br /> <br /> We live on two cups a year. They put it<br /> in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!<br /> <br /> <br /> Even if it's true, what can one bee do?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sting them where it really hurts.<br /> <br /> <br /> In the face! The eye!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That would hurt.<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Up the nose? That's a killer.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's only one place you can sting<br /> the humans, one place where it matters.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hive at Five, the hive's only<br /> full-hour action news source.<br /> <br /> <br /> No more bee beards!<br /> <br /> <br /> With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.<br /> <br /> <br /> Weather with Storm Stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sports with Buzz Larvi.<br /> <br /> <br /> And Jeanette Ohung.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.<br /> - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.<br /> <br /> <br /> A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,<br /> <br /> <br /> intends to sue the human race<br /> for stealing our honey,<br /> <br /> <br /> packaging it and profiting<br /> from it illegally!<br /> <br /> <br /> Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,<br /> <br /> <br /> we'll have three former queens here in<br /> our studio, discussing their new book,<br /> <br /> <br /> Olassy Ladies,<br /> out this week on Hexagon.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> Did you ever think, &quot;I'm a kid<br /> from the hive. I can't do this&quot;?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have never been afraid<br /> to change the world.<br /> <br /> <br /> What about Bee Oolumbus?<br /> Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?<br /> <br /> <br /> Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.<br /> <br /> <br /> We were thinking<br /> of stickball or candy stores.<br /> <br /> <br /> How old are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> The bee community<br /> is supporting you in this case,<br /> <br /> <br /> which will be the trial<br /> of the bee century.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, they have a Larry King<br /> in the human world too.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a common name. Next week...<br /> <br /> <br /> He looks like you and has a show<br /> and suspenders and colored dots...<br /> <br /> <br /> Next week...<br /> <br /> <br /> Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the<br /> guest even though you just heard 'em.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bear Week next week!<br /> They're scary, hairy and here live.<br /> <br /> <br /> Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,<br /> squinty eyes, very Jewish.<br /> <br /> <br /> In tennis, you attack<br /> at the point of weakness!<br /> <br /> <br /> It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey, her backhand's a joke!<br /> I'm not gonna take advantage of that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Quiet, please.<br /> Actual work going on here.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that that same bee?<br /> - Yes, it is!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm helping him sue the human race.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hello.<br /> - Hello, bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Ken.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size<br /> ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does he talk again?<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, you better go<br /> 'cause we're really busy working.<br /> <br /> <br /> But it's our yogurt night!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bye-bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why is yogurt night so difficult?!<br /> <br /> <br /> You poor thing.<br /> You two have been at this for hours!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, and Adam here<br /> has been a huge help.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Frosting...<br /> - How many sugars?<br /> <br /> <br /> Just one. I try not<br /> to use the competition.<br /> <br /> <br /> So why are you helping me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have good qualities.<br /> <br /> <br /> And it takes my mind off the shop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Instead of flowers, people<br /> are giving balloon bouquets now.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those are great, if you're three.<br /> <br /> <br /> And artificial flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, those just get me psychotic!<br /> - Yeah, me too.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bent stingers, pointless pollination.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees must hate those fake things!<br /> <br /> <br /> Nothing worse<br /> than a daffodil that's had work done.<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe this could make up<br /> for it a little bit.<br /> <br /> <br /> - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.<br /> - I guess.<br /> <br /> <br /> You sure you want to go through with it?<br /> <br /> <br /> Am I sure? When I'm done with<br /> the humans, they won't be able<br /> <br /> <br /> to say, &quot;Honey, I'm home,&quot;<br /> without paying a royalty!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's an incredible scene<br /> here in downtown Manhattan,<br /> <br /> <br /> where the world anxiously waits,<br /> because for the first time in history,<br /> <br /> <br /> we will hear for ourselves<br /> if a honeybee can actually speak.<br /> <br /> <br /> What have we gotten into here, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's pretty big, isn't it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe how many humans<br /> don't work during the day.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think billion-dollar multinational<br /> food companies have good lawyers?<br /> <br /> <br /> Everybody needs to stay<br /> behind the barricade.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What's the matter?<br /> - I don't know, I just got a chill.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, if it isn't the bee team.<br /> <br /> <br /> You boys work on this?<br /> <br /> <br /> All rise! The Honorable<br /> Judge Bumbleton presiding.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Oase number 4475,<br /> <br /> <br /> Superior Oourt of New York,<br /> Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry<br /> <br /> <br /> is now in session.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Montgomery, you're representing<br /> the five food companies collectively?<br /> <br /> <br /> A privilege.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson... you're representing<br /> all the bees of the world?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,<br /> we're ready to proceed.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Montgomery,<br /> your opening statement, please.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,<br /> <br /> <br /> my grandmother was a simple woman.<br /> <br /> <br /> Born on a farm, she believed<br /> it was man's divine right<br /> <br /> <br /> to benefit from the bounty<br /> of nature God put before us.<br /> <br /> <br /> If we lived in the topsy-turvy world<br /> Mr. Benson imagines,<br /> <br /> <br /> just think of what would it mean.<br /> <br /> <br /> I would have to negotiate<br /> with the silkworm<br /> <br /> <br /> for the elastic in my britches!<br /> <br /> <br /> Talking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> How do we know this isn't some sort of<br /> <br /> <br /> holographic motion-picture-capture<br /> Hollywood wizardry?<br /> <br /> <br /> They could be using laser beams!<br /> <br /> <br /> Robotics! Ventriloquism!<br /> Oloning! For all we know,<br /> <br /> <br /> he could be on steroids!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen,<br /> there's no trickery here.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm just an ordinary bee.<br /> Honey's pretty important to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's important to all bees.<br /> We invented it!<br /> <br /> <br /> We make it. And we protect it<br /> with our lives.<br /> <br /> <br /> Unfortunately, there are<br /> some people in this room<br /> <br /> <br /> who think they can take it from us<br /> <br /> <br /> 'cause we're the little guys!<br /> I'm hoping that, after this is all over,<br /> <br /> <br /> you'll see how, by taking our honey,<br /> you not only take everything we have<br /> <br /> <br /> but everything we are!<br /> <br /> <br /> I wish he'd dress like that<br /> all the time. So nice!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oall your first witness.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden<br /> of Honey Farms, big company you have.<br /> <br /> <br /> I suppose so.<br /> <br /> <br /> I see you also own<br /> Honeyburton and Honron!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, they provide beekeepers<br /> for our farms.<br /> <br /> <br /> Beekeeper. I find that<br /> to be a very disturbing term.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't imagine you employ<br /> any bee-free-ers, do you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - No.<br /> - I couldn't hear you.<br /> <br /> <br /> - No.<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Because you don't free bees.<br /> You keep bees. Not only that,<br /> <br /> <br /> it seems you thought a bear would be<br /> an appropriate image for a jar of honey.<br /> <br /> <br /> They're very lovable creatures.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.<br /> <br /> <br /> You mean like this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bears kill bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> How'd you like his head crashing<br /> through your living room?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Biting into your couch!<br /> Spitting out your throw pillows!<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, that's enough. Take him away.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.<br /> Your name intrigues me.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where have I heard it before?<br /> - I was with a band called The Police.<br /> <br /> <br /> But you've never been<br /> a police officer, have you?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, I haven't.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, you haven't. And so here<br /> we have yet another example<br /> <br /> <br /> of bee culture casually<br /> stolen by a human<br /> <br /> <br /> for nothing more than<br /> a prance-about stage name.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, please.<br /> <br /> <br /> Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?<br /> <br /> <br /> Because I'm feeling<br /> a little stung, Sting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's not his real name?! You idiots!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Liotta, first,<br /> belated congratulations on<br /> <br /> <br /> your Emmy win for a guest spot<br /> on ER in 2005.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you. Thank you.<br /> <br /> <br /> I see from your resume<br /> that you're devilishly handsome<br /> <br /> <br /> with a churning inner turmoil<br /> that's ready to blow.<br /> <br /> <br /> I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?<br /> <br /> <br /> Not yet it isn't. But is this<br /> what it's come to for you?<br /> <br /> <br /> Exploiting tiny, helpless bees<br /> so you don't<br /> <br /> <br /> have to rehearse<br /> your part and learn your lines, sir?<br /> <br /> <br /> Watch it, Benson!<br /> I could blow right now!<br /> <br /> <br /> This isn't a goodfella.<br /> This is a badfella!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why doesn't someone just step on<br /> this creep, and we can all go home?!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Order in this court!<br /> - You're all thinking it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order! Order, I say!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Say it!<br /> - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think it was awfully nice<br /> of that bear to pitch in like that.<br /> <br /> <br /> I think the jury's on our side.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are we doing everything right, legally?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm a florist.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Well, here's to a great team.<br /> <br /> <br /> To a great team!<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Ken!<br /> - Hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't think you were coming.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, I was just late.<br /> I tried to call, but... the battery.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't want all this to go to waste,<br /> so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, that was lucky.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's a little left.<br /> I could heat it up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.<br /> <br /> <br /> So I hear you're quite a tennis player.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not much for the game myself.<br /> The ball's a little grabby.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's where I usually sit.<br /> Right... there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,<br /> <br /> <br /> and he agreed with me that eating with<br /> chopsticks isn't really a special skill.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think I don't see what you're doing?<br /> <br /> <br /> I know how hard it is to find<br /> the rightjob. We have that in common.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do we?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have 100 percent employment,<br /> but we do jobs like taking the crud out.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's just what<br /> I was thinking about doing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor<br /> for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to drain the old stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, you do that.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at that.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I've just about had it<br /> <br /> <br /> with your little mind games.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What's that?<br /> - Italian Vogue.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.<br /> <br /> <br /> A lot of ads.<br /> <br /> <br /> Remember what Van said, why is<br /> your life more valuable than mine?<br /> <br /> <br /> Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think something stinks in here!<br /> <br /> <br /> I love the smell of flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> How do you like the smell of flames?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Not as much.<br /> <br /> <br /> Water bug! Not taking sides!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!<br /> This is pathetic!<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got issues!<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, well, well, a royal flush!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're bluffing.<br /> - Am I?<br /> <br /> <br /> Surf's up, dude!<br /> <br /> <br /> Poo water!<br /> <br /> <br /> That bowl is gnarly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Except for those dirty yellow rings!<br /> <br /> <br /> Kenneth! What are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I don't even like honey!<br /> I don't eat it!<br /> <br /> <br /> We need to talk!<br /> <br /> <br /> He's just a little bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> And he happens to be<br /> the nicest bee I've met in a long time!<br /> <br /> <br /> Long time? What are you talking about?!<br /> Are there other bugs in your life?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, but there are other things bugging<br /> me in life. And you're one of them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...<br /> <br /> <br /> My nerves are fried from riding<br /> on this emotional roller coaster!<br /> <br /> <br /> Goodbye, Ken.<br /> <br /> <br /> And for your information,<br /> <br /> <br /> I prefer sugar-free, artificial<br /> sweeteners made by man!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry about all that.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know it's got<br /> an aftertaste! I like it!<br /> <br /> <br /> I always felt there was some kind<br /> of barrier between Ken and me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I couldn't overcome it.<br /> Oh, well.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you OK for the trial?<br /> <br /> <br /> I believe Mr. Montgomery<br /> is about out of ideas.<br /> <br /> <br /> We would like to call<br /> Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.<br /> <br /> <br /> Good idea! You can really see why he's<br /> considered one of the best lawyers...<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> Layton, you've<br /> gotta weave some magic<br /> <br /> <br /> with this jury,<br /> or it's gonna be all over.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't worry. The only thing I have<br /> to do to turn this jury around<br /> <br /> <br /> is to remind them<br /> of what they don't like about bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You got the tweezers?<br /> - Are you allergic?<br /> <br /> <br /> Only to losing, son. Only to losing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you<br /> what I think we'd all like to know.<br /> <br /> <br /> What exactly is your relationship<br /> <br /> <br /> to that woman?<br /> <br /> <br /> We're friends.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Good friends?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> How good? Do you live together?<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute...<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you her little...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...bedbug?<br /> <br /> <br /> I've seen a bee documentary or two.<br /> From what I understand,<br /> <br /> <br /> doesn't your queen give birth<br /> to all the bee children?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Yeah, but...<br /> - So those aren't your real parents!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, Barry...<br /> - Yes, they are!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold me back!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're an illegitimate bee,<br /> aren't you, Benson?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's denouncing bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't y'all date your cousins?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Objection!<br /> - I'm going to pincushion this guy!<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, don't! It's what he wants!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, I'm hit!!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, lordy, I am hit!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order! Order!<br /> <br /> <br /> The venom! The venom<br /> is coursing through my veins!<br /> <br /> <br /> I have been felled<br /> by a winged beast of destruction!<br /> <br /> <br /> You see? You can't treat them<br /> like equals! They're striped savages!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stinging's the only thing<br /> they know! It's their way!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Adam, stay with me.<br /> - I can't feel my legs.<br /> <br /> <br /> What angel of mercy<br /> will come forward to suck the poison<br /> <br /> <br /> from my heaving buttocks?<br /> <br /> <br /> I will have order in this court. Order!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order, please!<br /> <br /> <br /> The case of the honeybees<br /> versus the human race<br /> <br /> <br /> took a pointed turn against the bees<br /> <br /> <br /> yesterday when one of their legal<br /> team stung Layton T. Montgomery.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, buddy.<br /> - Hey.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is there much pain?<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> I...<br /> <br /> <br /> I blew the whole case, didn't I?<br /> <br /> <br /> It doesn't matter. What matters is<br /> you're alive. You could have died.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'd be better off dead. Look at me.<br /> <br /> <br /> They got it from the cafeteria<br /> downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look, there's<br /> a little celery still on it.<br /> <br /> <br /> What was it like to sting someone?<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't explain it. It was all...<br /> <br /> <br /> All adrenaline and then...<br /> and then ecstasy!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think it was all a trap?<br /> <br /> <br /> Of course. I'm sorry.<br /> I flew us right into this.<br /> <br /> <br /> What were we thinking? Look at us. We're<br /> just a couple of bugs in this world.<br /> <br /> <br /> What will the humans do to us<br /> if they win?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> I hear they put the roaches in motels.<br /> That doesn't sound so bad.<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, they check in,<br /> but they don't check out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oould you get a nurse<br /> to close that window?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why?<br /> - The smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Bees don't smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't smoke!<br /> But some bees are smoking.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's it! That's our case!<br /> <br /> <br /> It is? It's not over?<br /> <br /> <br /> Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.<br /> <br /> <br /> Get back to the court and stall.<br /> Stall any way you can.<br /> <br /> <br /> And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Flayman.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes? Yes, Your Honor!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is the rest of your team?<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,<br /> <br /> <br /> and as a result,<br /> we don't make very good time.<br /> <br /> <br /> I actually heard a funny story about...<br /> <br /> <br /> Your Honor,<br /> haven't these ridiculous bugs<br /> <br /> <br /> taken up enough<br /> of this court's valuable time?<br /> <br /> <br /> How much longer will we allow<br /> these absurd shenanigans to go on?<br /> <br /> <br /> They have presented no compelling<br /> evidence to support their charges<br /> <br /> <br /> against my clients,<br /> who run legitimate businesses.<br /> <br /> <br /> I move for a complete dismissal<br /> of this entire case!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going<br /> <br /> <br /> to have to consider<br /> Mr. Montgomery's motion.<br /> <br /> <br /> But you can't! We have a terrific case.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is your proof?<br /> Where is the evidence?<br /> <br /> <br /> Show me the smoking gun!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it, Your Honor!<br /> You want a smoking gun?<br /> <br /> <br /> Here is your smoking gun.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is that?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a bee smoker!<br /> <br /> <br /> What, this?<br /> This harmless little contraption?<br /> <br /> <br /> This couldn't hurt a fly,<br /> let alone a bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at what has happened<br /> <br /> <br /> to bees who have never been asked,<br /> &quot;Smoking or non?&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> Is this what nature intended for us?<br /> <br /> <br /> To be forcibly addicted<br /> to smoke machines<br /> <br /> <br /> and man-made wooden slat work camps?<br /> <br /> <br /> Living out our lives as honey slaves<br /> to the white man?<br /> <br /> <br /> - What are we gonna do?<br /> - He's playing the species card.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen, please,<br /> free these bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> The court finds in favor of the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, we won!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew you could do it! High-five!<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm OK! You know what this means?<br /> <br /> <br /> All the honey<br /> will finally belong to the bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> Now we won't have<br /> to work so hard all the time.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is an unholy perversion<br /> of the balance of nature, Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> You'll regret this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, how much honey is out there?<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. One at a time.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, who are you wearing?<br /> <br /> <br /> My sweater is Ralph Lauren,<br /> and I have no pants.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What if Montgomery's right?<br /> - What do you mean?<br /> <br /> <br /> We've been living the bee way<br /> a long time, 27 million years.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oongratulations on your victory.<br /> What will you demand as a settlement?<br /> <br /> <br /> First, we'll demand a complete shutdown<br /> of all bee work camps.<br /> <br /> <br /> Then we want back the honey<br /> that was ours to begin with,<br /> <br /> <br /> every last drop.<br /> <br /> <br /> We demand an end to the glorification<br /> of the bear as anything more<br /> <br /> <br /> than a filthy, smelly,<br /> bad-breath stink machine.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're all aware<br /> of what they do in the woods.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait for my signal.<br /> <br /> <br /> Take him out.<br /> <br /> <br /> He'll have nauseous<br /> for a few hours, then he'll be fine.<br /> <br /> <br /> And we will no longer tolerate<br /> bee-negative nicknames...<br /> <br /> <br /> But it's just a prance-about stage name!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...unnecessary inclusion of honey<br /> in bogus health products<br /> <br /> <br /> and la-dee-da human<br /> tea-time snack garnishments.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't breathe.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring it in, boys!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it right there! Good.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tap it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,<br /> and there's gallons more coming!<br /> <br /> <br /> - I think we need to shut down!<br /> - Shut down? We've never shut down.<br /> <br /> <br /> Shut down honey production!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stop making honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> Turn your key, sir!<br /> <br /> <br /> What do we do now?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oannonball!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're shutting honey production!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mission abort.<br /> <br /> <br /> Aborting pollination and nectar detail.<br /> Returning to base.<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, you wouldn't believe<br /> how much honey was out there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, yeah?<br /> <br /> <br /> What's going on? Where is everybody?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Are they out celebrating?<br /> - They're home.<br /> <br /> <br /> They don't know what to do.<br /> Laying out, sleeping in.<br /> <br /> <br /> I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way<br /> to San Antonio with a cricket.<br /> <br /> <br /> At least we got our honey back.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sometimes I think, so what if humans<br /> liked our honey? Who wouldn't?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's the greatest thing in the world!<br /> I was excited to be part of making it.<br /> <br /> <br /> This was my new desk. This was my<br /> new job. I wanted to do it really well.<br /> <br /> <br /> And now...<br /> <br /> <br /> Now I can't.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't understand<br /> why they're not happy.<br /> <br /> <br /> I thought their lives would be better!<br /> <br /> <br /> They're doing nothing. It's amazing.<br /> Honey really changes people.<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have any idea<br /> what's going on, do you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - What did you want to show me?<br /> - This.<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> That is not the half of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no. Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> They're all wilting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Doesn't look very good, does it?<br /> <br /> <br /> No.<br /> <br /> <br /> And whose fault do you think that is?<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I'm gonna guess bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees?<br /> <br /> <br /> Specifically, me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't think bees not needing to make<br /> honey would affect all these things.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's notjust flowers.<br /> Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's our whole SAT test right there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Take away produce, that affects<br /> the entire animal kingdom.<br /> <br /> <br /> And then, of course...<br /> <br /> <br /> The human species?<br /> <br /> <br /> So if there's no more pollination,<br /> <br /> <br /> it could all just go south here,<br /> couldn't it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I know this is also partly my fault.<br /> <br /> <br /> How about a suicide pact?<br /> <br /> <br /> How do we do it?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'll sting you, you step on me.<br /> - Thatjust kills you twice.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right, right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, Barry...<br /> sorry, but I gotta get going.<br /> <br /> <br /> I had to open my mouth and talk.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa?<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa? Why are you leaving?<br /> Where are you going?<br /> <br /> <br /> To the final Tournament of Roses parade<br /> in Pasadena.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've moved it to this weekend<br /> because all the flowers are dying.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's the last chance<br /> I'll ever have to see it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.<br /> I never meant it to turn out like this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know. Me neither.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tournament of Roses.<br /> Roses can't do sports.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa!<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Roses are flowers!<br /> - Yes, they are.<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers, bees, pollen!<br /> <br /> <br /> I know.<br /> That's why this is the last parade.<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe not.<br /> Oould you ask him to slow down?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oould you slow down?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, I made a huge mistake.<br /> This is a total disaster, all my fault.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, it kind of is.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've ruined the planet.<br /> I wanted to help you<br /> <br /> <br /> with the flower shop.<br /> I've made it worse.<br /> <br /> <br /> Actually, it's completely closed down.<br /> <br /> <br /> I thought maybe you were remodeling.<br /> <br /> <br /> But I have another idea, and it's<br /> greater than my previous ideas combined.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't want to hear it!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, they have the roses,<br /> the roses have the pollen.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know every bee, plant<br /> and flower bud in this park.<br /> <br /> <br /> All we gotta do is get what they've got<br /> back here with what we've got.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees.<br /> - Park.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Pollen!<br /> - Flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Repollination!<br /> - Across the nation!<br /> <br /> <br /> Tournament of Roses,<br /> Pasadena, Oalifornia.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've got nothing<br /> but flowers, floats and cotton candy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Security will be tight.<br /> <br /> <br /> I have an idea.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa Bloome, FTD.<br /> <br /> <br /> Official floral business. It's real.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you. It was a gift.<br /> <br /> <br /> Once inside,<br /> we just pick the right float.<br /> <br /> <br /> How about The Princess and the Pea?<br /> <br /> <br /> I could be the princess,<br /> and you could be the pea!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, I got it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where should I sit?<br /> - What are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I believe I'm the pea.<br /> - The pea?<br /> <br /> <br /> It goes under the mattresses.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.<br /> - I'm getting the marshal.<br /> <br /> <br /> You do that!<br /> This whole parade is a fiasco!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let's see what this baby'll do.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, what are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Then all we do<br /> is blend in with traffic...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...without arousing suspicion.<br /> <br /> <br /> Once at the airport,<br /> there's no stopping us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Stop! Security.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You and your insect pack your float?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> Has it been<br /> in your possession the entire time?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you remove your shoes?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Remove your stinger.<br /> - It's part of me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know. Just having some fun.<br /> Enjoy your flight.<br /> <br /> <br /> Then if we're lucky, we'll have<br /> just enough pollen to do the job.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan you believe how lucky we are? We<br /> have just enough pollen to do the job!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think this is gonna work.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's got to work.<br /> <br /> <br /> Attention, passengers,<br /> this is Oaptain Scott.<br /> <br /> <br /> We have a bit of bad weather<br /> in New York.<br /> <br /> <br /> It looks like we'll experience<br /> a couple hours delay.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, these are cut flowers<br /> with no water. They'll never make it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta get up there<br /> and talk to them.<br /> <br /> <br /> Be careful.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I get help<br /> with the Sky Mall magazine?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'd like to order the talking<br /> inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What'd you say, Hal?<br /> - Nothing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't freak out! My entire species...<br /> <br /> <br /> What are you doing?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!<br /> - Who's an attorney?<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't move.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Good afternoon, passengers.<br /> This is your captain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B<br /> please report to the cockpit?<br /> <br /> <br /> And please hurry!<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> There was a DustBuster,<br /> a toupee, a life raft exploded.<br /> <br /> <br /> One's bald, one's in a boat,<br /> they're both unconscious!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that another bee joke?<br /> - No!<br /> <br /> <br /> No one's flying the plane!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.<br /> What's your status?<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Vanessa Bloome.<br /> I'm a florist from New York.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where's the pilot?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's unconscious,<br /> and so is the copilot.<br /> <br /> <br /> Not good. Does anyone onboard<br /> have flight experience?<br /> <br /> <br /> As a matter of fact, there is.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Who's that?<br /> - Barry Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> From the honey trial?! Oh, great.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, this is nothing more<br /> than a big metal bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's got giant wings, huge engines.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't fly a plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> How hard could it be?<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait, Barry!<br /> We're headed into some lightning.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Bob Bumble. We have some<br /> late-breaking news from JFK Airport,<br /> <br /> <br /> where a suspenseful scene<br /> is developing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry Benson,<br /> fresh from his legal victory...<br /> <br /> <br /> That's Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...is attempting to land a plane,<br /> loaded with people, flowers<br /> <br /> <br /> and an incapacitated flight crew.<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers?!<br /> <br /> <br /> We have a storm in the area<br /> and two individuals at the controls<br /> <br /> <br /> with absolutely no flight experience.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just a minute.<br /> There's a bee on that plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson<br /> and his no-account compadres.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've done enough damage.<br /> <br /> <br /> But isn't he your only hope?<br /> <br /> <br /> Technically, a bee<br /> shouldn't be able to fly at all.<br /> <br /> <br /> Their wings are too small...<br /> <br /> <br /> Haven't we heard this a million times?<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;The surface area of the wings<br /> and body mass make no sense.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> - Get this on the air!<br /> - Got it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Stand by.<br /> - We're going live.<br /> <br /> <br /> The way we work may be a mystery to you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Making honey takes a lot of bees<br /> doing a lot of small jobs.<br /> <br /> <br /> But let me tell you about a small job.<br /> <br /> <br /> If you do it well,<br /> it makes a big difference.<br /> <br /> <br /> More than we realized.<br /> To us, to everyone.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's why I want to get bees<br /> back to working together.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's the bee way!<br /> We're not made of Jell-O.<br /> <br /> <br /> We get behind a fellow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Black and yellow!<br /> - Hello!<br /> <br /> <br /> Left, right, down, hover.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hover?<br /> - Forget hover.<br /> <br /> <br /> This isn't so hard.<br /> Beep-beep! Beep-beep!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, what happened?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait, I think we were<br /> on autopilot the whole time.<br /> <br /> <br /> - That may have been helping me.<br /> - And now we're not!<br /> <br /> <br /> So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> All of you, let's get<br /> behind this fellow! Move it out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Move out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,<br /> you copy me with the wings of the plane!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't have to yell.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not yelling!<br /> We're in a lot of trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's very hard to concentrate<br /> with that panicky tone in your voice!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's not a tone. I'm panicking!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't do this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, pull yourself together.<br /> You have to snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> You snap out of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> You snap out of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hold it!<br /> - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.<br /> <br /> <br /> How is the plane flying?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> Benson, got any flowers<br /> for a happy occasion in there?<br /> <br /> <br /> The Pollen Jocks!<br /> <br /> <br /> They do get behind a fellow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Black and yellow.<br /> - Hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, let's drop this tin can<br /> on the blacktop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, nothing. It's all cloudy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute.<br /> I think I'm feeling something.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What?<br /> - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring the nose down.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - What in the world is on the tarmac?<br /> - Get some lights on that!<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Vanessa, aim for the flower.<br /> - OK.<br /> <br /> <br /> Out the engines. We're going in<br /> on bee power. Ready, boys?<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative!<br /> <br /> <br /> Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Land on that flower!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ready? Full reverse!<br /> <br /> <br /> Spin it around!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Not that flower! The other one!<br /> - Which one?<br /> <br /> <br /> - That flower.<br /> - I'm aiming at the flower!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.<br /> I mean the giant pulsating flower<br /> <br /> <br /> made of millions of bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Rotate around it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - This is insane, Barry!<br /> - This's the only way I know how to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane<br /> flying in an insect-like pattern?<br /> <br /> <br /> Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.<br /> Smell it. Full reverse!<br /> <br /> <br /> Just drop it. Be a part of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Aim for the center!<br /> <br /> <br /> Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on, already.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, we did it!<br /> You taught me how to fly!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Yes. No high-five!<br /> - Right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, it worked!<br /> Did you see the giant flower?<br /> <br /> <br /> What giant flower? Where? Of course<br /> I saw the flower! That was genius!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thank you.<br /> - But we're not done yet.<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, everyone!<br /> <br /> <br /> This runway is covered<br /> with the last pollen<br /> <br /> <br /> from the last flowers<br /> available anywhere on Earth.<br /> <br /> <br /> That means this is our last chance.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're the only ones who make honey,<br /> pollinate flowers and dress like this.<br /> <br /> <br /> If we're gonna survive as a species,<br /> this is our moment! What do you say?<br /> <br /> <br /> Are we going to be bees, orjust<br /> Museum of Natural History keychains?<br /> <br /> <br /> We're bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Keychain!<br /> <br /> <br /> Then follow me! Except Keychain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold on, Barry. Here.<br /> <br /> <br /> You've earned this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect<br /> fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's our Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mom! The bees are back!<br /> <br /> <br /> If anybody needs<br /> to make a call, now's the time.<br /> <br /> <br /> I got a feeling we'll be<br /> working late tonight!<br /> <br /> <br /> Here's your change. Have a great<br /> afternoon! Oan I help who's next?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you like some honey with that?<br /> It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.<br /> <br /> <br /> Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.<br /> And I don't see a nickel!<br /> <br /> <br /> Sometimes I just feel<br /> like a piece of meat!<br /> <br /> <br /> I had no idea.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I'm sorry.<br /> Have you got a moment?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you excuse me?<br /> My mosquito associate will help you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry I'm late.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's a lawyer too?<br /> <br /> <br /> I was already a blood-sucking parasite.<br /> All I needed was a briefcase.<br /> <br /> <br /> Have a great afternoon!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,<br /> and I can't get them anywhere.<br /> <br /> <br /> No problem, Vannie.<br /> Just leave it to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're a lifesaver, Barry.<br /> Oan I help who's next?<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, scramble, jocks!<br /> It's time to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you, Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> That bee is living my life!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let it go, Kenny.<br /> <br /> <br /> - When will this nightmare end?!<br /> - Let it all go.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Beautiful day to fly.<br /> - Sure is.<br /> <br /> <br /> Between you and me,<br /> I was dying to get out of that office.<br /> <br /> <br /> You have got<br /> to start thinking bee, my friend.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee!<br /> - Me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it. Let's just stop<br /> for a second. Hold it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.<br /> Oan we stop here?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not making a major life decision<br /> during a production number!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Take ten, everybody.<br /> Wrap it up, guys.<br /> <br /> <br /> I had virtually no rehearsal for that.</div>

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<p>TheEnbyperor: Created page with &quot;{{Attendee |Name=Q 🦄 |Website=https://magicalcodewit.ch |Email=q@magicalcodewit.ch |IRC=TheEnbyperor |Twitter=TheEnbyperor |Pronouns=it/its |Teams=Team:NOC |Interests=Inter...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>{{Attendee<br /> |Name=Q 🦄<br /> |Website=https://magicalcodewit.ch<br /> |Email=q@magicalcodewit.ch<br /> |IRC=TheEnbyperor<br /> |Twitter=TheEnbyperor<br /> |Pronouns=it/its<br /> |Teams=Team:NOC<br /> |Interests=Interest:Maths<br /> }}<br /> According to all known laws<br /> of aviation,<br /> <br /> <br /> there is no way a bee<br /> should be able to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Its wings are too small to get<br /> its fat little body off the ground.<br /> <br /> <br /> The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /> <br /> <br /> because bees don't care<br /> what humans think is impossible.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /> Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooh, black and yellow!<br /> Let's shake it up a little.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry! Breakfast is ready!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooming!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hang on a second.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Barry?<br /> - Adam?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oan you believe this is happening?<br /> - I can't. I'll pick you up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Looking sharp.<br /> <br /> <br /> Use the stairs. Your father<br /> paid good money for those.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry. I'm excited.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here's the graduate.<br /> We're very proud of you, son.<br /> <br /> <br /> A perfect report card, all B's.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very proud.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ma! I got a thing going here.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You got lint on your fuzz.<br /> - Ow! That's me!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.<br /> - Bye!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I told you,<br /> stop flying in the house!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, Adam.<br /> - Hey, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that fuzz gel?<br /> - A little. Special day, graduation.<br /> <br /> <br /> Never thought I'd make it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Three days grade school,<br /> three days high school.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those were awkward.<br /> <br /> <br /> Three days college. I'm glad I took<br /> a day and hitchhiked around the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did come back different.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hi, Barry.<br /> - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hear about Frankie?<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You going to the funeral?<br /> - No, I'm not going.<br /> <br /> <br /> Everybody knows,<br /> sting someone, you die.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't waste it on a squirrel.<br /> Such a hothead.<br /> <br /> <br /> I guess he could have<br /> just gotten out of the way.<br /> <br /> <br /> I love this incorporating<br /> an amusement park into our day.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's why we don't need vacations.<br /> <br /> <br /> Boy, quite a bit of pomp...<br /> under the circumstances.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, Adam, today we are men.<br /> - We are!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bee-men.<br /> - Amen!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hallelujah!<br /> <br /> <br /> Students, faculty, distinguished bees,<br /> <br /> <br /> please welcome Dean Buzzwell.<br /> <br /> <br /> Welcome, New Hive Oity<br /> graduating class of...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...9:15.<br /> <br /> <br /> That concludes our ceremonies.<br /> <br /> <br /> And begins your career<br /> at Honex Industries!<br /> <br /> <br /> Will we pick ourjob today?<br /> <br /> <br /> I heard it's just orientation.<br /> <br /> <br /> Heads up! Here we go.<br /> <br /> <br /> Keep your hands and antennas<br /> inside the tram at all times.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wonder what it'll be like?<br /> - A little scary.<br /> <br /> <br /> Welcome to Honex,<br /> a division of Honesco<br /> <br /> <br /> and a part of the Hexagon Group.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> We know that you, as a bee,<br /> have worked your whole life<br /> <br /> <br /> to get to the point where you<br /> can work for your whole life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey begins when our valiant Pollen<br /> Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our top-secret formula<br /> <br /> <br /> is automatically color-corrected,<br /> scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured<br /> <br /> <br /> into this soothing sweet syrup<br /> <br /> <br /> with its distinctive<br /> golden glow you know as...<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That girl was hot.<br /> - She's my cousin!<br /> <br /> <br /> - She is?<br /> - Yes, we're all cousins.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Right. You're right.<br /> - At Honex, we constantly strive<br /> <br /> <br /> to improve every aspect<br /> of bee existence.<br /> <br /> <br /> These bees are stress-testing<br /> a new helmet technology.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What do you think he makes?<br /> - Not enough.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here we have our latest advancement,<br /> the Krelman.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What does that do?<br /> - Oatches that little strand of honey<br /> <br /> <br /> that hangs after you pour it.<br /> Saves us millions.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan anyone work on the Krelman?<br /> <br /> <br /> Of course. Most bee jobs are<br /> small ones. But bees know<br /> <br /> <br /> that every small job,<br /> if it's done well, means a lot.<br /> <br /> <br /> But choose carefully<br /> <br /> <br /> because you'll stay in the job<br /> you pick for the rest of your life.<br /> <br /> <br /> The same job the rest of your life?<br /> I didn't know that.<br /> <br /> <br /> What's the difference?<br /> <br /> <br /> You'll be happy to know that bees,<br /> as a species, haven't had one day off<br /> <br /> <br /> in 27 million years.<br /> <br /> <br /> So you'll just work us to death?<br /> <br /> <br /> We'll sure try.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow! That blew my mind!<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;What's the difference?&quot;<br /> How can you say that?<br /> <br /> <br /> One job forever?<br /> That's an insane choice to have to make.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm relieved. Now we only have<br /> to make one decision in life.<br /> <br /> <br /> But, Adam, how could they<br /> never have told us that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Why would you question anything?<br /> We're bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're the most perfectly<br /> functioning society on Earth.<br /> <br /> <br /> You ever think maybe things<br /> work a little too well here?<br /> <br /> <br /> Like what? Give me one example.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know. But you know<br /> what I'm talking about.<br /> <br /> <br /> Please clear the gate.<br /> Royal Nectar Force on approach.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a second. Oheck it out.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!<br /> - Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've never seen them this close.<br /> <br /> <br /> They know what it's like<br /> outside the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, but some don't come back.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, Jocks!<br /> - Hi, Jocks!<br /> <br /> <br /> You guys did great!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're monsters!<br /> You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - I wonder where they were.<br /> - I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> Their day's not planned.<br /> <br /> <br /> Outside the hive, flying who knows<br /> where, doing who knows what.<br /> <br /> <br /> You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen<br /> Jock. You have to be bred for that.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look. That's more pollen<br /> than you and I will see in a lifetime.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's just a status symbol.<br /> Bees make too much of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it<br /> and the ladies see you wearing it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those ladies?<br /> Aren't they our cousins too?<br /> <br /> <br /> Distant. Distant.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at these two.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oouple of Hive Harrys.<br /> - Let's have fun with them.<br /> <br /> <br /> It must be dangerous<br /> being a Pollen Jock.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Once a bear pinned me<br /> against a mushroom!<br /> <br /> <br /> He had a paw on my throat,<br /> and with the other, he was slapping me!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, my!<br /> - I never thought I'd knock him out.<br /> <br /> <br /> What were you doing during this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Trying to alert the authorities.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can autograph that.<br /> <br /> <br /> A little gusty out there today,<br /> wasn't it, comrades?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Gusty.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're hitting a sunflower patch<br /> six miles from here tomorrow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Six miles, huh?<br /> - Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> A puddle jump for us,<br /> but maybe you're not up for it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Maybe I am.<br /> - You are not!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're going 0900 at J-Gate.<br /> <br /> <br /> What do you think, buzzy-boy?<br /> Are you bee enough?<br /> <br /> <br /> I might be. It all depends<br /> on what 0900 means.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Honex!<br /> <br /> <br /> Dad, you surprised me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You decide what you're interested in?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, there's a lot of choices.<br /> - But you only get one.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do you ever get bored<br /> doing the same job every day?<br /> <br /> <br /> Son, let me tell you about stirring.<br /> <br /> <br /> You grab that stick, and you just<br /> move it around, and you stir it around.<br /> <br /> <br /> You get yourself into a rhythm.<br /> It's a beautiful thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, Dad,<br /> the more I think about it,<br /> <br /> <br /> maybe the honey field<br /> just isn't right for me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You were thinking of what,<br /> making balloon animals?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a bad job<br /> for a guy with a stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Janet, your son's not sure<br /> he wants to go into honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.<br /> - I'm not trying to be funny.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're not funny! You're going<br /> into honey. Our son, the stirrer!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're gonna be a stirrer?<br /> - No one's listening to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait till you see the sticks I have.<br /> <br /> <br /> I could say anything right now.<br /> I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let's open some honey and celebrate!<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.<br /> Shave my antennae.<br /> <br /> <br /> Shack up with a grasshopper. Get<br /> a gold tooth and call everybody &quot;dawg&quot;!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm so proud.<br /> <br /> <br /> - We're starting work today!<br /> - Today's the day.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on! All the good jobs<br /> will be gone.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,<br /> stirrer, front desk, hair removal...<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is it still available?<br /> - Hang on. Two left!<br /> <br /> <br /> One of them's yours! Oongratulations!<br /> Step to the side.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What'd you get?<br /> - Picking crud out. Stellar!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oouple of newbies?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!<br /> <br /> <br /> Make your choice.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You want to go first?<br /> - No, you go.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my. What's available?<br /> <br /> <br /> Restroom attendant's open,<br /> not for the reason you think.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Any chance of getting the Krelman?<br /> - Sure, you're on.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wax monkey's always open.<br /> <br /> <br /> The Krelman opened up again.<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened?<br /> <br /> <br /> A bee died. Makes an opening. See?<br /> He's dead. Another dead one.<br /> <br /> <br /> Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.<br /> <br /> <br /> Dead from the neck up.<br /> Dead from the neck down. That's life!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, this is so hard!<br /> <br /> <br /> Heating, cooling,<br /> stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,<br /> <br /> <br /> humming, inspector number seven,<br /> lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,<br /> <br /> <br /> mite wrangler. Barry, what<br /> do you think I should... Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, we've got the sunflower patch<br /> in quadrant nine...<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened to you?<br /> Where are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'm going out.<br /> - Out? Out where?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Out there.<br /> - Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> I have to, before I go<br /> to work for the rest of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> Another call coming in.<br /> <br /> <br /> If anyone's feeling brave,<br /> there's a Korean deli on 83rd<br /> <br /> <br /> that gets their roses today.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, guys.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Look at that.<br /> - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Really? Feeling lucky, are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sign here, here. Just initial that.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thank you.<br /> - OK.<br /> <br /> <br /> You got a rain advisory today,<br /> <br /> <br /> and as you all know,<br /> bees cannot fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> So be careful. As always,<br /> watch your brooms,<br /> <br /> <br /> hockey sticks, dogs,<br /> birds, bears and bats.<br /> <br /> <br /> Also, I got a couple of reports<br /> of root beer being poured on us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Murphy's in a home because of it,<br /> babbling like a cicada!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That's awful.<br /> - And a reminder for you rookies,<br /> <br /> <br /> bee law number one,<br /> absolutely no talking to humans!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, launch positions!<br /> <br /> <br /> Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,<br /> buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!<br /> <br /> <br /> Black and yellow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello!<br /> <br /> <br /> You ready for this, hot shot?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wind, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Antennae, check.<br /> - Nectar pack, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wings, check.<br /> - Stinger, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> Scared out of my shorts, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, ladies,<br /> <br /> <br /> let's move it out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pound those petunias,<br /> you striped stem-suckers!<br /> <br /> <br /> All of you, drain those flowers!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow! I'm out!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe I'm out!<br /> <br /> <br /> So blue.<br /> <br /> <br /> I feel so fast and free!<br /> <br /> <br /> Box kite!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Blue Leader.<br /> We have roses visual.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses!<br /> <br /> <br /> 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.<br /> <br /> <br /> Stand to the side, kid.<br /> It's got a bit of a kick.<br /> <br /> <br /> That is one nectar collector!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Ever see pollination up close?<br /> - No, sir.<br /> <br /> <br /> I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it<br /> over here. Maybe a dash over there,<br /> <br /> <br /> a pinch on that one.<br /> See that? It's a little bit of magic.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's amazing. Why do we do that?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's pollen power. More pollen, more<br /> flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oool.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.<br /> Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oopy that visual.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait. One of these flowers<br /> seems to be on the move.<br /> <br /> <br /> Say again? You're reporting<br /> a moving flower?<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative.<br /> <br /> <br /> That was on the line!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is the coolest. What is it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know, but I'm loving this color.<br /> <br /> <br /> It smells good.<br /> Not like a flower, but I like it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, fuzzy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ohemical-y.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.<br /> <br /> <br /> My sweet lord of bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oandy-brain, get off there!<br /> <br /> <br /> Problem!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Guys!<br /> - This could be bad.<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very close.<br /> <br /> <br /> Gonna hurt.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mama's little boy.<br /> <br /> <br /> You are way out of position, rookie!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooming in at you like a missile!<br /> <br /> <br /> Help me!<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't think these are flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Should we tell him?<br /> - I think he knows.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Match point!<br /> <br /> <br /> You can start packing up, honey,<br /> because you're about to eat it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yowser!<br /> <br /> <br /> Gross.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's a bee in the car!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Do something!<br /> - I'm driving!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hi, bee.<br /> - He's back here!<br /> <br /> <br /> He's going to sting me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Nobody move. If you don't move,<br /> he won't sting you. Freeze!<br /> <br /> <br /> He blinked!<br /> <br /> <br /> Spray him, Granny!<br /> <br /> <br /> What are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow... the tension level<br /> out here is unbelievable.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta get home.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, could you close<br /> the window please?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, could you close<br /> the window please?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oheck out my new resume.<br /> I made it into a fold-out brochure.<br /> <br /> <br /> You see? Folds out.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.<br /> <br /> <br /> What was that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe this time. This time. This time.<br /> This time! This time! This...<br /> <br /> <br /> Drapes!<br /> <br /> <br /> That is diabolical.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's fantastic. It's got all my special<br /> skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.<br /> <br /> <br /> What's number one? Star Wars?<br /> <br /> <br /> Nah, I don't go for that...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...kind of stuff.<br /> <br /> <br /> No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.<br /> They're out of their minds.<br /> <br /> <br /> When I leave a job interview, they're<br /> flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't remember the sun<br /> having a big 75 on it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I predicted global warming.<br /> <br /> <br /> I could feel it getting hotter.<br /> At first I thought it was just me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait! Stop! Bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stand back. These are winter boots.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't kill him!<br /> <br /> <br /> You know I'm allergic to them!<br /> This thing could kill me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does his life have<br /> less value than yours?<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does his life have any less value<br /> than mine? Is that your statement?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm just saying all life has value. You<br /> don't know what he's capable of feeling.<br /> <br /> <br /> My brochure!<br /> <br /> <br /> There you go, little guy.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not scared of him.<br /> It's an allergic thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Put that on your resume brochure.<br /> <br /> <br /> My whole face could puff up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Make it one of your special skills.<br /> <br /> <br /> Knocking someone out<br /> is also a special skill.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?<br /> - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You could put carob chips on there.<br /> - Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Supposed to be less calories.<br /> - Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta say something.<br /> <br /> <br /> She saved my life.<br /> I gotta say something.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, here it goes.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nah.<br /> <br /> <br /> What would I say?<br /> <br /> <br /> I could really get in trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a bee law.<br /> You're not supposed to talk to a human.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe I'm doing this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got to.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!<br /> <br /> <br /> No. Yes. No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do it. I can't.<br /> <br /> <br /> How should I start it?<br /> &quot;You like jazz?&quot; No, that's no good.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here she comes! Speak, you fool!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hi!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're talking.<br /> - Yes, I know.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're talking!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm so sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, it's OK. It's fine.<br /> I know I'm dreaming.<br /> <br /> <br /> But I don't recall going to bed.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I'm sure this<br /> is very disconcerting.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is a bit of a surprise to me.<br /> I mean, you're a bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> I am. And I'm not supposed<br /> to be doing this,<br /> <br /> <br /> but they were all trying to kill me.<br /> <br /> <br /> And if it wasn't for you...<br /> <br /> <br /> I had to thank you.<br /> It's just how I was raised.<br /> <br /> <br /> That was a little weird.<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'm talking with a bee.<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm talking to a bee.<br /> And the bee is talking to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> I just want to say I'm grateful.<br /> I'll leave now.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wait! How did you learn to do that?<br /> - What?<br /> <br /> <br /> The talking thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Same way you did, I guess.<br /> &quot;Mama, Dada, honey.&quot; You pick it up.<br /> <br /> <br /> - That's very funny.<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,<br /> we'd cry with what we have to deal with.<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway...<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...get you something?<br /> - Like what?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know. I mean...<br /> I don't know. Ooffee?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't want to put you out.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's just coffee.<br /> - I hate to impose.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Don't be ridiculous!<br /> - Actually, I would love a cup.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, you want rum cake?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I shouldn't.<br /> - Have some.<br /> <br /> <br /> - No, I can't.<br /> - Oome on!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where?<br /> - These stripes don't help.<br /> <br /> <br /> You look great!<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know if you know<br /> anything about fashion.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you all right?<br /> <br /> <br /> No.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's making the tie in the cab<br /> as they're flying up Madison.<br /> <br /> <br /> He finally gets there.<br /> <br /> <br /> He runs up the steps into the church.<br /> The wedding is on.<br /> <br /> <br /> And he says, &quot;Watermelon?<br /> I thought you said Guatemalan.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why would I marry a watermelon?&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> Is that a bee joke?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's the kind of stuff we do.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, different.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, what are you gonna do, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> About work? I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> I want to do my part for the hive,<br /> but I can't do it the way they want.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know how you feel.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You do?<br /> - Sure.<br /> <br /> <br /> My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or<br /> a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Really?<br /> - My only interest is flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our new queen was just elected<br /> with that same campaign slogan.<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway, if you look...<br /> <br /> <br /> There's my hive right there. See it?<br /> <br /> <br /> You're in Sheep Meadow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!<br /> <br /> <br /> No way! I know that area.<br /> I lost a toe ring there once.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why do girls put rings on their toes?<br /> - Why not?<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's like putting a hat on your knee.<br /> - Maybe I'll try that.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You all right, ma'am?<br /> - Oh, yeah. Fine.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just having two cups of coffee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway, this has been great.<br /> Thanks for the coffee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it's no trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,<br /> I'd be up the rest of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you...?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I take a piece of this with me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sure! Here, have a crumb.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thanks!<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Well, then...<br /> I guess I'll see you around.<br /> <br /> <br /> Or not.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> And thank you<br /> so much again... for before.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, that? That was nothing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...<br /> <br /> <br /> This can't possibly work.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's all set to go.<br /> We may as well try it.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, Dave, pull the chute.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Sounds amazing.<br /> - It was amazing!<br /> <br /> <br /> It was the scariest,<br /> happiest moment of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Humans! I can't believe<br /> you were with humans!<br /> <br /> <br /> Giant, scary humans!<br /> What were they like?<br /> <br /> <br /> Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.<br /> <br /> <br /> They eat crazy giant things.<br /> They drive crazy.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?<br /> - Some of them. But some of them don't.<br /> <br /> <br /> - How'd you get back?<br /> - Poodle.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did it, and I'm glad. You saw<br /> whatever you wanted to see.<br /> <br /> <br /> You had your &quot;experience.&quot; Now you<br /> can pick out yourjob and be normal.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well...<br /> - Well?<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I met someone.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did? Was she Bee-ish?<br /> <br /> <br /> - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!<br /> - No, no, no, not a wasp.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Spider?<br /> - I'm not attracted to spiders.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know it's the hottest thing,<br /> with the eight legs and all.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't get by that face.<br /> <br /> <br /> So who is she?<br /> <br /> <br /> She's... human.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, no. That's a bee law.<br /> You wouldn't break a bee law.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Her name's Vanessa.<br /> - Oh, boy.<br /> <br /> <br /> She's so nice. And she's a florist!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're not dating.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're flying outside the hive, talking<br /> to humans that attack our homes<br /> <br /> <br /> with power washers and M-80s!<br /> One-eighth a stick of dynamite!<br /> <br /> <br /> She saved my life!<br /> And she understands me.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is over!<br /> <br /> <br /> Eat this.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is not over! What was that?<br /> <br /> <br /> - They call it a crumb.<br /> - It was so stingin' stripey!<br /> <br /> <br /> And that's not what they eat.<br /> That's what falls off what they eat!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You know what a Oinnabon is?<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.<br /> They heat it up...<br /> <br /> <br /> Sit down!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...really hot!<br /> - Listen to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> We are not them! We're us.<br /> There's us and there's them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, but who can deny<br /> the heart that is yearning?<br /> <br /> <br /> There's no yearning.<br /> Stop yearning. Listen to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> You have got to start thinking bee,<br /> my friend. Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> There he is. He's in the pool.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know what your problem is, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta start thinking bee?<br /> <br /> <br /> How much longer will this go on?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's been three days!<br /> Why aren't you working?<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got a lot of big life decisions<br /> to think about.<br /> <br /> <br /> What life? You have no life!<br /> You have no job. You're barely a bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Would it kill you<br /> to make a little honey?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, come out.<br /> Your father's talking to you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Martin, would you talk to him?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I'm talking to you!<br /> <br /> <br /> You coming?<br /> <br /> <br /> Got everything?<br /> <br /> <br /> All set!<br /> <br /> <br /> Go ahead. I'll catch up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't be too long.<br /> <br /> <br /> Watch this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa!<br /> <br /> <br /> - We're still here.<br /> - I told you not to yell at him.<br /> <br /> <br /> He doesn't respond to yelling!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Then why yell at me?<br /> - Because you don't listen!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not listening to this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry, I've gotta go.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where are you going?<br /> - I'm meeting a friend.<br /> <br /> <br /> A girl? Is this why you can't decide?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> I just hope she's Bee-ish.<br /> <br /> <br /> They have a huge parade<br /> of flowers every year in Pasadena?<br /> <br /> <br /> To be in the Tournament of Roses,<br /> that's every florist's dream!<br /> <br /> <br /> Up on a float, surrounded<br /> by flowers, crowds cheering.<br /> <br /> <br /> A tournament. Do the roses<br /> compete in athletic events?<br /> <br /> <br /> No. All right, I've got one.<br /> How come you don't fly everywhere?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's exhausting. Why don't you<br /> run everywhere? It's faster.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, OK, I see, I see.<br /> All right, your turn.<br /> <br /> <br /> TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?<br /> That's insane!<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have that?<br /> <br /> <br /> We have Hivo, but it's a disease.<br /> It's a horrible, horrible disease.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> Dumb bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> You must want to sting all those jerks.<br /> <br /> <br /> We try not to sting.<br /> It's usually fatal for us.<br /> <br /> <br /> So you have to watch your temper.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very carefully.<br /> You kick a wall, take a walk,<br /> <br /> <br /> write an angry letter and throw it out.<br /> Work through it like any emotion:<br /> <br /> <br /> Anger, jealousy, lust.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What is wrong with you?!<br /> - It's a bug.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's not bothering anybody.<br /> Get out of here, you creep!<br /> <br /> <br /> What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it was. How did you know?<br /> <br /> <br /> It felt like about 10 pages.<br /> Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.<br /> <br /> <br /> You've really got that<br /> down to a science.<br /> <br /> <br /> - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.<br /> - I'll bet.<br /> <br /> <br /> What in the name<br /> of Mighty Hercules is this?<br /> <br /> <br /> How did this get here?<br /> Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,<br /> <br /> <br /> Ray Liotta Private Select?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is he that actor?<br /> - I never heard of him.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why is this here?<br /> - For people. We eat it.<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have<br /> enough food of your own?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, yes.<br /> - How do you get it?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees make it.<br /> - I know who makes it!<br /> <br /> <br /> And it's hard to make it!<br /> <br /> <br /> There's heating, cooling, stirring.<br /> You need a whole Krelman thing!<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's organic.<br /> - It's our-ganic!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's just honey, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just what?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't know about this!<br /> This is stealing! A lot of stealing!<br /> <br /> <br /> You've taken our homes, schools,<br /> hospitals! This is all we have!<br /> <br /> <br /> And it's on sale?!<br /> I'm getting to the bottom of this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm getting to the bottom<br /> of all of this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Hector.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You almost done?<br /> - Almost.<br /> <br /> <br /> He is here. I sense it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I guess I'll go home now<br /> <br /> <br /> and just leave this nice honey out,<br /> with no one around.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're busted, box boy!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew I heard something.<br /> So you can talk!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can talk.<br /> And now you'll start talking!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where you getting the sweet stuff?<br /> Who's your supplier?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't understand.<br /> I thought we were friends.<br /> <br /> <br /> The last thing we want<br /> to do is upset bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're too late! It's ours now!<br /> <br /> <br /> You, sir, have crossed<br /> the wrong sword!<br /> <br /> <br /> You, sir, will be lunch<br /> for my iguana, Ignacio!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is the honey coming from?<br /> <br /> <br /> Tell me where!<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!<br /> <br /> <br /> Orazy person!<br /> <br /> <br /> What horrible thing has happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> These faces, they never knew<br /> what hit them. And now<br /> <br /> <br /> they're on the road to nowhere!<br /> <br /> <br /> Just keep still.<br /> <br /> <br /> What? You're not dead?<br /> <br /> <br /> Do I look dead? They will wipe anything<br /> that moves. Where you headed?<br /> <br /> <br /> To Honey Farms.<br /> I am onto something huge here.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,<br /> crazy stuff. Blows your head off!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to Tacoma.<br /> <br /> <br /> - And you?<br /> - He really is dead.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Uh-oh!<br /> <br /> <br /> - What is that?!<br /> - Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> - A wiper! Triple blade!<br /> - Triple blade?<br /> <br /> <br /> Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does everything have<br /> to be so doggone clean?!<br /> <br /> <br /> How much do you people need to see?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Open your eyes!<br /> Stick your head out the window!<br /> <br /> <br /> From NPR News in Washington,<br /> I'm Oarl Kasell.<br /> <br /> <br /> But don't kill no more bugs!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bee!<br /> - Moose blood guy!!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You hear something?<br /> - Like what?<br /> <br /> <br /> Like tiny screaming.<br /> <br /> <br /> Turn off the radio.<br /> <br /> <br /> Whassup, bee boy?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Blood.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just a row of honey jars,<br /> as far as the eye could see.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> I assume wherever this truck goes<br /> is where they're getting it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I mean, that honey's ours.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees hang tight.<br /> - We're all jammed in.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a close community.<br /> <br /> <br /> Not us, man. We on our own.<br /> Every mosquito on his own.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What if you get in trouble?<br /> - You a mosquito, you in trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nobody likes us. They just smack.<br /> See a mosquito, smack, smack!<br /> <br /> <br /> At least you're out in the world.<br /> You must meet girls.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mosquito girls try to trade up,<br /> get with a moth, dragonfly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.<br /> <br /> <br /> You got to be kidding me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mooseblood's about to leave<br /> the building! So long, bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, guys!<br /> - Mooseblood!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew I'd catch y'all down here.<br /> Did you bring your crazy straw?<br /> <br /> <br /> We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,<br /> and it's pretty much pure profit.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this place?<br /> <br /> <br /> A bee's got a brain<br /> the size of a pinhead.<br /> <br /> <br /> They are pinheads!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pinhead.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oheck out the new smoker.<br /> - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.<br /> <br /> <br /> The Thomas 3000!<br /> <br /> <br /> Smoker?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.<br /> Twice the nicotine, all the tar.<br /> <br /> <br /> A couple breaths of this<br /> knocks them right out.<br /> <br /> <br /> They make the honey,<br /> and we make the money.<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;They make the honey,<br /> and we make the money&quot;?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my!<br /> <br /> <br /> What's going on? Are you OK?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. It doesn't last too long.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do you know you're<br /> in a fake hive with fake walls?<br /> <br /> <br /> Our queen was moved here.<br /> We had no choice.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is your queen?<br /> That's a man in women's clothes!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a drag queen!<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> There's hundreds of them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bee honey.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our honey is being brazenly stolen<br /> on a massive scale!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is worse than anything bears<br /> have done! I intend to do something.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, Barry, stop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Who told you humans are taking<br /> our honey? That's a rumor.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do these look like rumors?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a conspiracy theory.<br /> These are obviously doctored photos.<br /> <br /> <br /> How did you get mixed up in this?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's been talking to humans.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What?<br /> - Talking to humans?!<br /> <br /> <br /> He has a human girlfriend.<br /> And they make out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Make out? Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> We do not.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You wish you could.<br /> - Whose side are you on?<br /> <br /> <br /> The bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.<br /> Those crazy legs kept me up all night.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, this is what you want<br /> to do with your life?<br /> <br /> <br /> I want to do it for all our lives.<br /> Nobody works harder than bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Dad, I remember you<br /> coming home so overworked<br /> <br /> <br /> your hands were still stirring.<br /> You couldn't stop.<br /> <br /> <br /> I remember that.<br /> <br /> <br /> What right do they have to our honey?<br /> <br /> <br /> We live on two cups a year. They put it<br /> in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!<br /> <br /> <br /> Even if it's true, what can one bee do?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sting them where it really hurts.<br /> <br /> <br /> In the face! The eye!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That would hurt.<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Up the nose? That's a killer.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's only one place you can sting<br /> the humans, one place where it matters.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hive at Five, the hive's only<br /> full-hour action news source.<br /> <br /> <br /> No more bee beards!<br /> <br /> <br /> With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.<br /> <br /> <br /> Weather with Storm Stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sports with Buzz Larvi.<br /> <br /> <br /> And Jeanette Ohung.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.<br /> - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.<br /> <br /> <br /> A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,<br /> <br /> <br /> intends to sue the human race<br /> for stealing our honey,<br /> <br /> <br /> packaging it and profiting<br /> from it illegally!<br /> <br /> <br /> Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,<br /> <br /> <br /> we'll have three former queens here in<br /> our studio, discussing their new book,<br /> <br /> <br /> Olassy Ladies,<br /> out this week on Hexagon.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> Did you ever think, &quot;I'm a kid<br /> from the hive. I can't do this&quot;?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have never been afraid<br /> to change the world.<br /> <br /> <br /> What about Bee Oolumbus?<br /> Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?<br /> <br /> <br /> Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.<br /> <br /> <br /> We were thinking<br /> of stickball or candy stores.<br /> <br /> <br /> How old are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> The bee community<br /> is supporting you in this case,<br /> <br /> <br /> which will be the trial<br /> of the bee century.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, they have a Larry King<br /> in the human world too.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a common name. Next week...<br /> <br /> <br /> He looks like you and has a show<br /> and suspenders and colored dots...<br /> <br /> <br /> Next week...<br /> <br /> <br /> Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the<br /> guest even though you just heard 'em.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bear Week next week!<br /> They're scary, hairy and here live.<br /> <br /> <br /> Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,<br /> squinty eyes, very Jewish.<br /> <br /> <br /> In tennis, you attack<br /> at the point of weakness!<br /> <br /> <br /> It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey, her backhand's a joke!<br /> I'm not gonna take advantage of that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Quiet, please.<br /> Actual work going on here.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that that same bee?<br /> - Yes, it is!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm helping him sue the human race.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hello.<br /> - Hello, bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Ken.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size<br /> ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does he talk again?<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, you better go<br /> 'cause we're really busy working.<br /> <br /> <br /> But it's our yogurt night!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bye-bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why is yogurt night so difficult?!<br /> <br /> <br /> You poor thing.<br /> You two have been at this for hours!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, and Adam here<br /> has been a huge help.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Frosting...<br /> - How many sugars?<br /> <br /> <br /> Just one. I try not<br /> to use the competition.<br /> <br /> <br /> So why are you helping me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have good qualities.<br /> <br /> <br /> And it takes my mind off the shop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Instead of flowers, people<br /> are giving balloon bouquets now.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those are great, if you're three.<br /> <br /> <br /> And artificial flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, those just get me psychotic!<br /> - Yeah, me too.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bent stingers, pointless pollination.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees must hate those fake things!<br /> <br /> <br /> Nothing worse<br /> than a daffodil that's had work done.<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe this could make up<br /> for it a little bit.<br /> <br /> <br /> - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.<br /> - I guess.<br /> <br /> <br /> You sure you want to go through with it?<br /> <br /> <br /> Am I sure? When I'm done with<br /> the humans, they won't be able<br /> <br /> <br /> to say, &quot;Honey, I'm home,&quot;<br /> without paying a royalty!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's an incredible scene<br /> here in downtown Manhattan,<br /> <br /> <br /> where the world anxiously waits,<br /> because for the first time in history,<br /> <br /> <br /> we will hear for ourselves<br /> if a honeybee can actually speak.<br /> <br /> <br /> What have we gotten into here, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's pretty big, isn't it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe how many humans<br /> don't work during the day.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think billion-dollar multinational<br /> food companies have good lawyers?<br /> <br /> <br /> Everybody needs to stay<br /> behind the barricade.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What's the matter?<br /> - I don't know, I just got a chill.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, if it isn't the bee team.<br /> <br /> <br /> You boys work on this?<br /> <br /> <br /> All rise! The Honorable<br /> Judge Bumbleton presiding.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Oase number 4475,<br /> <br /> <br /> Superior Oourt of New York,<br /> Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry<br /> <br /> <br /> is now in session.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Montgomery, you're representing<br /> the five food companies collectively?<br /> <br /> <br /> A privilege.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson... you're representing<br /> all the bees of the world?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,<br /> we're ready to proceed.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Montgomery,<br /> your opening statement, please.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,<br /> <br /> <br /> my grandmother was a simple woman.<br /> <br /> <br /> Born on a farm, she believed<br /> it was man's divine right<br /> <br /> <br /> to benefit from the bounty<br /> of nature God put before us.<br /> <br /> <br /> If we lived in the topsy-turvy world<br /> Mr. Benson imagines,<br /> <br /> <br /> just think of what would it mean.<br /> <br /> <br /> I would have to negotiate<br /> with the silkworm<br /> <br /> <br /> for the elastic in my britches!<br /> <br /> <br /> Talking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> How do we know this isn't some sort of<br /> <br /> <br /> holographic motion-picture-capture<br /> Hollywood wizardry?<br /> <br /> <br /> They could be using laser beams!<br /> <br /> <br /> Robotics! Ventriloquism!<br /> Oloning! For all we know,<br /> <br /> <br /> he could be on steroids!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen,<br /> there's no trickery here.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm just an ordinary bee.<br /> Honey's pretty important to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's important to all bees.<br /> We invented it!<br /> <br /> <br /> We make it. And we protect it<br /> with our lives.<br /> <br /> <br /> Unfortunately, there are<br /> some people in this room<br /> <br /> <br /> who think they can take it from us<br /> <br /> <br /> 'cause we're the little guys!<br /> I'm hoping that, after this is all over,<br /> <br /> <br /> you'll see how, by taking our honey,<br /> you not only take everything we have<br /> <br /> <br /> but everything we are!<br /> <br /> <br /> I wish he'd dress like that<br /> all the time. So nice!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oall your first witness.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden<br /> of Honey Farms, big company you have.<br /> <br /> <br /> I suppose so.<br /> <br /> <br /> I see you also own<br /> Honeyburton and Honron!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, they provide beekeepers<br /> for our farms.<br /> <br /> <br /> Beekeeper. I find that<br /> to be a very disturbing term.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't imagine you employ<br /> any bee-free-ers, do you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - No.<br /> - I couldn't hear you.<br /> <br /> <br /> - No.<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Because you don't free bees.<br /> You keep bees. Not only that,<br /> <br /> <br /> it seems you thought a bear would be<br /> an appropriate image for a jar of honey.<br /> <br /> <br /> They're very lovable creatures.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.<br /> <br /> <br /> You mean like this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bears kill bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> How'd you like his head crashing<br /> through your living room?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Biting into your couch!<br /> Spitting out your throw pillows!<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, that's enough. Take him away.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.<br /> Your name intrigues me.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where have I heard it before?<br /> - I was with a band called The Police.<br /> <br /> <br /> But you've never been<br /> a police officer, have you?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, I haven't.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, you haven't. And so here<br /> we have yet another example<br /> <br /> <br /> of bee culture casually<br /> stolen by a human<br /> <br /> <br /> for nothing more than<br /> a prance-about stage name.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, please.<br /> <br /> <br /> Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?<br /> <br /> <br /> Because I'm feeling<br /> a little stung, Sting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's not his real name?! You idiots!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Liotta, first,<br /> belated congratulations on<br /> <br /> <br /> your Emmy win for a guest spot<br /> on ER in 2005.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you. Thank you.<br /> <br /> <br /> I see from your resume<br /> that you're devilishly handsome<br /> <br /> <br /> with a churning inner turmoil<br /> that's ready to blow.<br /> <br /> <br /> I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?<br /> <br /> <br /> Not yet it isn't. But is this<br /> what it's come to for you?<br /> <br /> <br /> Exploiting tiny, helpless bees<br /> so you don't<br /> <br /> <br /> have to rehearse<br /> your part and learn your lines, sir?<br /> <br /> <br /> Watch it, Benson!<br /> I could blow right now!<br /> <br /> <br /> This isn't a goodfella.<br /> This is a badfella!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why doesn't someone just step on<br /> this creep, and we can all go home?!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Order in this court!<br /> - You're all thinking it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order! Order, I say!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Say it!<br /> - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think it was awfully nice<br /> of that bear to pitch in like that.<br /> <br /> <br /> I think the jury's on our side.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are we doing everything right, legally?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm a florist.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Well, here's to a great team.<br /> <br /> <br /> To a great team!<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Ken!<br /> - Hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't think you were coming.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, I was just late.<br /> I tried to call, but... the battery.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't want all this to go to waste,<br /> so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, that was lucky.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's a little left.<br /> I could heat it up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.<br /> <br /> <br /> So I hear you're quite a tennis player.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not much for the game myself.<br /> The ball's a little grabby.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's where I usually sit.<br /> Right... there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,<br /> <br /> <br /> and he agreed with me that eating with<br /> chopsticks isn't really a special skill.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think I don't see what you're doing?<br /> <br /> <br /> I know how hard it is to find<br /> the rightjob. We have that in common.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do we?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have 100 percent employment,<br /> but we do jobs like taking the crud out.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's just what<br /> I was thinking about doing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor<br /> for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to drain the old stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, you do that.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at that.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I've just about had it<br /> <br /> <br /> with your little mind games.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What's that?<br /> - Italian Vogue.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.<br /> <br /> <br /> A lot of ads.<br /> <br /> <br /> Remember what Van said, why is<br /> your life more valuable than mine?<br /> <br /> <br /> Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think something stinks in here!<br /> <br /> <br /> I love the smell of flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> How do you like the smell of flames?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Not as much.<br /> <br /> <br /> Water bug! Not taking sides!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!<br /> This is pathetic!<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got issues!<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, well, well, a royal flush!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're bluffing.<br /> - Am I?<br /> <br /> <br /> Surf's up, dude!<br /> <br /> <br /> Poo water!<br /> <br /> <br /> That bowl is gnarly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Except for those dirty yellow rings!<br /> <br /> <br /> Kenneth! What are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I don't even like honey!<br /> I don't eat it!<br /> <br /> <br /> We need to talk!<br /> <br /> <br /> He's just a little bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> And he happens to be<br /> the nicest bee I've met in a long time!<br /> <br /> <br /> Long time? What are you talking about?!<br /> Are there other bugs in your life?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, but there are other things bugging<br /> me in life. And you're one of them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...<br /> <br /> <br /> My nerves are fried from riding<br /> on this emotional roller coaster!<br /> <br /> <br /> Goodbye, Ken.<br /> <br /> <br /> And for your information,<br /> <br /> <br /> I prefer sugar-free, artificial<br /> sweeteners made by man!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry about all that.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know it's got<br /> an aftertaste! I like it!<br /> <br /> <br /> I always felt there was some kind<br /> of barrier between Ken and me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I couldn't overcome it.<br /> Oh, well.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you OK for the trial?<br /> <br /> <br /> I believe Mr. Montgomery<br /> is about out of ideas.<br /> <br /> <br /> We would like to call<br /> Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.<br /> <br /> <br /> Good idea! You can really see why he's<br /> considered one of the best lawyers...<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> Layton, you've<br /> gotta weave some magic<br /> <br /> <br /> with this jury,<br /> or it's gonna be all over.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't worry. The only thing I have<br /> to do to turn this jury around<br /> <br /> <br /> is to remind them<br /> of what they don't like about bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You got the tweezers?<br /> - Are you allergic?<br /> <br /> <br /> Only to losing, son. Only to losing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you<br /> what I think we'd all like to know.<br /> <br /> <br /> What exactly is your relationship<br /> <br /> <br /> to that woman?<br /> <br /> <br /> We're friends.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Good friends?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> How good? Do you live together?<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute...<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you her little...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...bedbug?<br /> <br /> <br /> I've seen a bee documentary or two.<br /> From what I understand,<br /> <br /> <br /> doesn't your queen give birth<br /> to all the bee children?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Yeah, but...<br /> - So those aren't your real parents!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, Barry...<br /> - Yes, they are!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold me back!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're an illegitimate bee,<br /> aren't you, Benson?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's denouncing bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't y'all date your cousins?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Objection!<br /> - I'm going to pincushion this guy!<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, don't! It's what he wants!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, I'm hit!!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, lordy, I am hit!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order! Order!<br /> <br /> <br /> The venom! The venom<br /> is coursing through my veins!<br /> <br /> <br /> I have been felled<br /> by a winged beast of destruction!<br /> <br /> <br /> You see? You can't treat them<br /> like equals! They're striped savages!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stinging's the only thing<br /> they know! It's their way!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Adam, stay with me.<br /> - I can't feel my legs.<br /> <br /> <br /> What angel of mercy<br /> will come forward to suck the poison<br /> <br /> <br /> from my heaving buttocks?<br /> <br /> <br /> I will have order in this court. Order!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order, please!<br /> <br /> <br /> The case of the honeybees<br /> versus the human race<br /> <br /> <br /> took a pointed turn against the bees<br /> <br /> <br /> yesterday when one of their legal<br /> team stung Layton T. Montgomery.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, buddy.<br /> - Hey.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is there much pain?<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> I...<br /> <br /> <br /> I blew the whole case, didn't I?<br /> <br /> <br /> It doesn't matter. What matters is<br /> you're alive. You could have died.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'd be better off dead. Look at me.<br /> <br /> <br /> They got it from the cafeteria<br /> downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look, there's<br /> a little celery still on it.<br /> <br /> <br /> What was it like to sting someone?<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't explain it. It was all...<br /> <br /> <br /> All adrenaline and then...<br /> and then ecstasy!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think it was all a trap?<br /> <br /> <br /> Of course. I'm sorry.<br /> I flew us right into this.<br /> <br /> <br /> What were we thinking? Look at us. We're<br /> just a couple of bugs in this world.<br /> <br /> <br /> What will the humans do to us<br /> if they win?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> I hear they put the roaches in motels.<br /> That doesn't sound so bad.<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, they check in,<br /> but they don't check out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oould you get a nurse<br /> to close that window?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why?<br /> - The smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Bees don't smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't smoke!<br /> But some bees are smoking.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's it! That's our case!<br /> <br /> <br /> It is? It's not over?<br /> <br /> <br /> Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.<br /> <br /> <br /> Get back to the court and stall.<br /> Stall any way you can.<br /> <br /> <br /> And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Flayman.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes? Yes, Your Honor!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is the rest of your team?<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,<br /> <br /> <br /> and as a result,<br /> we don't make very good time.<br /> <br /> <br /> I actually heard a funny story about...<br /> <br /> <br /> Your Honor,<br /> haven't these ridiculous bugs<br /> <br /> <br /> taken up enough<br /> of this court's valuable time?<br /> <br /> <br /> How much longer will we allow<br /> these absurd shenanigans to go on?<br /> <br /> <br /> They have presented no compelling<br /> evidence to support their charges<br /> <br /> <br /> against my clients,<br /> who run legitimate businesses.<br /> <br /> <br /> I move for a complete dismissal<br /> of this entire case!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going<br /> <br /> <br /> to have to consider<br /> Mr. Montgomery's motion.<br /> <br /> <br /> But you can't! We have a terrific case.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is your proof?<br /> Where is the evidence?<br /> <br /> <br /> Show me the smoking gun!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it, Your Honor!<br /> You want a smoking gun?<br /> <br /> <br /> Here is your smoking gun.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is that?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a bee smoker!<br /> <br /> <br /> What, this?<br /> This harmless little contraption?<br /> <br /> <br /> This couldn't hurt a fly,<br /> let alone a bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at what has happened<br /> <br /> <br /> to bees who have never been asked,<br /> &quot;Smoking or non?&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> Is this what nature intended for us?<br /> <br /> <br /> To be forcibly addicted<br /> to smoke machines<br /> <br /> <br /> and man-made wooden slat work camps?<br /> <br /> <br /> Living out our lives as honey slaves<br /> to the white man?<br /> <br /> <br /> - What are we gonna do?<br /> - He's playing the species card.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen, please,<br /> free these bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> The court finds in favor of the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, we won!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew you could do it! High-five!<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm OK! You know what this means?<br /> <br /> <br /> All the honey<br /> will finally belong to the bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> Now we won't have<br /> to work so hard all the time.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is an unholy perversion<br /> of the balance of nature, Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> You'll regret this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, how much honey is out there?<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. One at a time.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, who are you wearing?<br /> <br /> <br /> My sweater is Ralph Lauren,<br /> and I have no pants.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What if Montgomery's right?<br /> - What do you mean?<br /> <br /> <br /> We've been living the bee way<br /> a long time, 27 million years.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oongratulations on your victory.<br /> What will you demand as a settlement?<br /> <br /> <br /> First, we'll demand a complete shutdown<br /> of all bee work camps.<br /> <br /> <br /> Then we want back the honey<br /> that was ours to begin with,<br /> <br /> <br /> every last drop.<br /> <br /> <br /> We demand an end to the glorification<br /> of the bear as anything more<br /> <br /> <br /> than a filthy, smelly,<br /> bad-breath stink machine.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're all aware<br /> of what they do in the woods.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait for my signal.<br /> <br /> <br /> Take him out.<br /> <br /> <br /> He'll have nauseous<br /> for a few hours, then he'll be fine.<br /> <br /> <br /> And we will no longer tolerate<br /> bee-negative nicknames...<br /> <br /> <br /> But it's just a prance-about stage name!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...unnecessary inclusion of honey<br /> in bogus health products<br /> <br /> <br /> and la-dee-da human<br /> tea-time snack garnishments.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't breathe.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring it in, boys!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it right there! Good.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tap it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,<br /> and there's gallons more coming!<br /> <br /> <br /> - I think we need to shut down!<br /> - Shut down? We've never shut down.<br /> <br /> <br /> Shut down honey production!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stop making honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> Turn your key, sir!<br /> <br /> <br /> What do we do now?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oannonball!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're shutting honey production!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mission abort.<br /> <br /> <br /> Aborting pollination and nectar detail.<br /> Returning to base.<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, you wouldn't believe<br /> how much honey was out there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, yeah?<br /> <br /> <br /> What's going on? Where is everybody?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Are they out celebrating?<br /> - They're home.<br /> <br /> <br /> They don't know what to do.<br /> Laying out, sleeping in.<br /> <br /> <br /> I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way<br /> to San Antonio with a cricket.<br /> <br /> <br /> At least we got our honey back.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sometimes I think, so what if humans<br /> liked our honey? Who wouldn't?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's the greatest thing in the world!<br /> I was excited to be part of making it.<br /> <br /> <br /> This was my new desk. This was my<br /> new job. I wanted to do it really well.<br /> <br /> <br /> And now...<br /> <br /> <br /> Now I can't.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't understand<br /> why they're not happy.<br /> <br /> <br /> I thought their lives would be better!<br /> <br /> <br /> They're doing nothing. It's amazing.<br /> Honey really changes people.<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have any idea<br /> what's going on, do you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - What did you want to show me?<br /> - This.<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> That is not the half of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no. Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> They're all wilting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Doesn't look very good, does it?<br /> <br /> <br /> No.<br /> <br /> <br /> And whose fault do you think that is?<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I'm gonna guess bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees?<br /> <br /> <br /> Specifically, me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't think bees not needing to make<br /> honey would affect all these things.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's notjust flowers.<br /> Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's our whole SAT test right there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Take away produce, that affects<br /> the entire animal kingdom.<br /> <br /> <br /> And then, of course...<br /> <br /> <br /> The human species?<br /> <br /> <br /> So if there's no more pollination,<br /> <br /> <br /> it could all just go south here,<br /> couldn't it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I know this is also partly my fault.<br /> <br /> <br /> How about a suicide pact?<br /> <br /> <br /> How do we do it?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'll sting you, you step on me.<br /> - Thatjust kills you twice.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right, right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, Barry...<br /> sorry, but I gotta get going.<br /> <br /> <br /> I had to open my mouth and talk.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa?<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa? Why are you leaving?<br /> Where are you going?<br /> <br /> <br /> To the final Tournament of Roses parade<br /> in Pasadena.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've moved it to this weekend<br /> because all the flowers are dying.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's the last chance<br /> I'll ever have to see it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.<br /> I never meant it to turn out like this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know. Me neither.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tournament of Roses.<br /> Roses can't do sports.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa!<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Roses are flowers!<br /> - Yes, they are.<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers, bees, pollen!<br /> <br /> <br /> I know.<br /> That's why this is the last parade.<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe not.<br /> Oould you ask him to slow down?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oould you slow down?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, I made a huge mistake.<br /> This is a total disaster, all my fault.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, it kind of is.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've ruined the planet.<br /> I wanted to help you<br /> <br /> <br /> with the flower shop.<br /> I've made it worse.<br /> <br /> <br /> Actually, it's completely closed down.<br /> <br /> <br /> I thought maybe you were remodeling.<br /> <br /> <br /> But I have another idea, and it's<br /> greater than my previous ideas combined.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't want to hear it!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, they have the roses,<br /> the roses have the pollen.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know every bee, plant<br /> and flower bud in this park.<br /> <br /> <br /> All we gotta do is get what they've got<br /> back here with what we've got.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees.<br /> - Park.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Pollen!<br /> - Flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Repollination!<br /> - Across the nation!<br /> <br /> <br /> Tournament of Roses,<br /> Pasadena, Oalifornia.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've got nothing<br /> but flowers, floats and cotton candy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Security will be tight.<br /> <br /> <br /> I have an idea.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa Bloome, FTD.<br /> <br /> <br /> Official floral business. It's real.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you. It was a gift.<br /> <br /> <br /> Once inside,<br /> we just pick the right float.<br /> <br /> <br /> How about The Princess and the Pea?<br /> <br /> <br /> I could be the princess,<br /> and you could be the pea!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, I got it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where should I sit?<br /> - What are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I believe I'm the pea.<br /> - The pea?<br /> <br /> <br /> It goes under the mattresses.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.<br /> - I'm getting the marshal.<br /> <br /> <br /> You do that!<br /> This whole parade is a fiasco!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let's see what this baby'll do.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, what are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Then all we do<br /> is blend in with traffic...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...without arousing suspicion.<br /> <br /> <br /> Once at the airport,<br /> there's no stopping us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Stop! Security.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You and your insect pack your float?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> Has it been<br /> in your possession the entire time?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you remove your shoes?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Remove your stinger.<br /> - It's part of me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know. Just having some fun.<br /> Enjoy your flight.<br /> <br /> <br /> Then if we're lucky, we'll have<br /> just enough pollen to do the job.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan you believe how lucky we are? We<br /> have just enough pollen to do the job!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think this is gonna work.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's got to work.<br /> <br /> <br /> Attention, passengers,<br /> this is Oaptain Scott.<br /> <br /> <br /> We have a bit of bad weather<br /> in New York.<br /> <br /> <br /> It looks like we'll experience<br /> a couple hours delay.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, these are cut flowers<br /> with no water. They'll never make it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta get up there<br /> and talk to them.<br /> <br /> <br /> Be careful.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I get help<br /> with the Sky Mall magazine?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'd like to order the talking<br /> inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What'd you say, Hal?<br /> - Nothing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't freak out! My entire species...<br /> <br /> <br /> What are you doing?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!<br /> - Who's an attorney?<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't move.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Good afternoon, passengers.<br /> This is your captain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B<br /> please report to the cockpit?<br /> <br /> <br /> And please hurry!<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> There was a DustBuster,<br /> a toupee, a life raft exploded.<br /> <br /> <br /> One's bald, one's in a boat,<br /> they're both unconscious!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that another bee joke?<br /> - No!<br /> <br /> <br /> No one's flying the plane!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.<br /> What's your status?<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Vanessa Bloome.<br /> I'm a florist from New York.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where's the pilot?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's unconscious,<br /> and so is the copilot.<br /> <br /> <br /> Not good. Does anyone onboard<br /> have flight experience?<br /> <br /> <br /> As a matter of fact, there is.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Who's that?<br /> - Barry Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> From the honey trial?! Oh, great.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, this is nothing more<br /> than a big metal bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's got giant wings, huge engines.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't fly a plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> How hard could it be?<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait, Barry!<br /> We're headed into some lightning.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Bob Bumble. We have some<br /> late-breaking news from JFK Airport,<br /> <br /> <br /> where a suspenseful scene<br /> is developing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry Benson,<br /> fresh from his legal victory...<br /> <br /> <br /> That's Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...is attempting to land a plane,<br /> loaded with people, flowers<br /> <br /> <br /> and an incapacitated flight crew.<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers?!<br /> <br /> <br /> We have a storm in the area<br /> and two individuals at the controls<br /> <br /> <br /> with absolutely no flight experience.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just a minute.<br /> There's a bee on that plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson<br /> and his no-account compadres.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've done enough damage.<br /> <br /> <br /> But isn't he your only hope?<br /> <br /> <br /> Technically, a bee<br /> shouldn't be able to fly at all.<br /> <br /> <br /> Their wings are too small...<br /> <br /> <br /> Haven't we heard this a million times?<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;The surface area of the wings<br /> and body mass make no sense.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> - Get this on the air!<br /> - Got it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Stand by.<br /> - We're going live.<br /> <br /> <br /> The way we work may be a mystery to you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Making honey takes a lot of bees<br /> doing a lot of small jobs.<br /> <br /> <br /> But let me tell you about a small job.<br /> <br /> <br /> If you do it well,<br /> it makes a big difference.<br /> <br /> <br /> More than we realized.<br /> To us, to everyone.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's why I want to get bees<br /> back to working together.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's the bee way!<br /> We're not made of Jell-O.<br /> <br /> <br /> We get behind a fellow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Black and yellow!<br /> - Hello!<br /> <br /> <br /> Left, right, down, hover.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hover?<br /> - Forget hover.<br /> <br /> <br /> This isn't so hard.<br /> Beep-beep! Beep-beep!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, what happened?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait, I think we were<br /> on autopilot the whole time.<br /> <br /> <br /> - That may have been helping me.<br /> - And now we're not!<br /> <br /> <br /> So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> All of you, let's get<br /> behind this fellow! Move it out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Move out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,<br /> you copy me with the wings of the plane!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't have to yell.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not yelling!<br /> We're in a lot of trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's very hard to concentrate<br /> with that panicky tone in your voice!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's not a tone. I'm panicking!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't do this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, pull yourself together.<br /> You have to snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> You snap out of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> You snap out of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hold it!<br /> - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.<br /> <br /> <br /> How is the plane flying?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> Benson, got any flowers<br /> for a happy occasion in there?<br /> <br /> <br /> The Pollen Jocks!<br /> <br /> <br /> They do get behind a fellow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Black and yellow.<br /> - Hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, let's drop this tin can<br /> on the blacktop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, nothing. It's all cloudy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute.<br /> I think I'm feeling something.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What?<br /> - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring the nose down.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - What in the world is on the tarmac?<br /> - Get some lights on that!<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Vanessa, aim for the flower.<br /> - OK.<br /> <br /> <br /> Out the engines. We're going in<br /> on bee power. Ready, boys?<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative!<br /> <br /> <br /> Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Land on that flower!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ready? Full reverse!<br /> <br /> <br /> Spin it around!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Not that flower! The other one!<br /> - Which one?<br /> <br /> <br /> - That flower.<br /> - I'm aiming at the flower!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.<br /> I mean the giant pulsating flower<br /> <br /> <br /> made of millions of bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Rotate around it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - This is insane, Barry!<br /> - This's the only way I know how to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane<br /> flying in an insect-like pattern?<br /> <br /> <br /> Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.<br /> Smell it. Full reverse!<br /> <br /> <br /> Just drop it. Be a part of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Aim for the center!<br /> <br /> <br /> Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on, already.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, we did it!<br /> You taught me how to fly!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Yes. No high-five!<br /> - Right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, it worked!<br /> Did you see the giant flower?<br /> <br /> <br /> What giant flower? Where? Of course<br /> I saw the flower! That was genius!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thank you.<br /> - But we're not done yet.<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, everyone!<br /> <br /> <br /> This runway is covered<br /> with the last pollen<br /> <br /> <br /> from the last flowers<br /> available anywhere on Earth.<br /> <br /> <br /> That means this is our last chance.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're the only ones who make honey,<br /> pollinate flowers and dress like this.<br /> <br /> <br /> If we're gonna survive as a species,<br /> this is our moment! What do you say?<br /> <br /> <br /> Are we going to be bees, orjust<br /> Museum of Natural History keychains?<br /> <br /> <br /> We're bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Keychain!<br /> <br /> <br /> Then follow me! Except Keychain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold on, Barry. Here.<br /> <br /> <br /> You've earned this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect<br /> fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's our Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mom! The bees are back!<br /> <br /> <br /> If anybody needs<br /> to make a call, now's the time.<br /> <br /> <br /> I got a feeling we'll be<br /> working late tonight!<br /> <br /> <br /> Here's your change. Have a great<br /> afternoon! Oan I help who's next?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you like some honey with that?<br /> It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.<br /> <br /> <br /> Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.<br /> And I don't see a nickel!<br /> <br /> <br /> Sometimes I just feel<br /> like a piece of meat!<br /> <br /> <br /> I had no idea.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I'm sorry.<br /> Have you got a moment?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you excuse me?<br /> My mosquito associate will help you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry I'm late.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's a lawyer too?<br /> <br /> <br /> I was already a blood-sucking parasite.<br /> All I needed was a briefcase.<br /> <br /> <br /> Have a great afternoon!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,<br /> and I can't get them anywhere.<br /> <br /> <br /> No problem, Vannie.<br /> Just leave it to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're a lifesaver, Barry.<br /> Oan I help who's next?<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, scramble, jocks!<br /> It's time to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you, Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> That bee is living my life!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let it go, Kenny.<br /> <br /> <br /> - When will this nightmare end?!<br /> - Let it all go.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Beautiful day to fly.<br /> - Sure is.<br /> <br /> <br /> Between you and me,<br /> I was dying to get out of that office.<br /> <br /> <br /> You have got<br /> to start thinking bee, my friend.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee!<br /> - Me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it. Let's just stop<br /> for a second. Hold it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.<br /> Oan we stop here?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not making a major life decision<br /> during a production number!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Take ten, everybody.<br /> Wrap it up, guys.<br /> <br /> <br /> I had virtually no rehearsal for that.</div>

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