ScottishConsulate - Revision history

Hibby: Attribute Tennent's super to italy

2024-05-27T12:50:55Z

Attribute Tennent's super to italy

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	==== Tennents ====		==== Tennents ====

	Tennents Caledonian brewery are responsible for the most culturally significant beers of Scotland, including but not limited to the widely loved Vitamin T itself, Tennent's Lager and the well regarded Tennent's Super.		Tennents Caledonian brewery are responsible for the most culturally significant beers of Scotland, including but not limited to the widely loved Vitamin T itself, Tennent's Lager and the well regarded in [https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/history/why-italy-loves-tennents-super-15945595 Italy] Tennent's Super.

	Tennent's Lager was first brewed by a 22 year old Hugh Tennent Tennent at Wellpark Brewery, Glasgow in 1885 having been inspired by his earlier travels in Bavaria and interest in Pilsener. Hugh Tennent Tennent was, of course, the nephew of Hugh Tennent, who unfortunately died before Hugh Tennent Tennent first brewed his Tennent's lager.		Tennent's Lager was first brewed by a 22 year old Hugh Tennent Tennent at Wellpark Brewery, Glasgow in 1885 having been inspired by his earlier travels in Bavaria and interest in Pilsener. Hugh Tennent Tennent was, of course, the nephew of Hugh Tennent, who unfortunately died before Hugh Tennent Tennent first brewed his Tennent's lager.

AndyG: heading tweak

2024-05-22T22:09:13Z

heading tweak

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	Please collect a number for service.		Please collect a number for service.

	===== Administration of Seamen, Seadogs and Navel Gazing =====		=== Administration of Seamen, Seadogs and Navel Gazing ===
	An important part of consular responsibilities is the administration of the coastline of the Scottish archipelago and mainland. This includes monitoring of seamen and their associated dogs. It is duly noted that seaman will see dogs, which may be their seadogs and the seadogs will see their see men who are their seamen. If seamen cannot see their seadogs, an unseen seadog situation will be documented. Once documented, a period of naval gazing will be designated, until the seadog is again seen by the seaman, and is therefore no-longer unseen. In the event of naval gazing, please complete the relevant consular paperwork, including; name of seaman, name of seadog(s), date and time when seadog was last seen by seaman. It should be noted that if the seadog was last seen by the seaman at sea, naval gazing is not required, but if the seaman last saw the seadog whilst not at sea, it is. If a seaman can see, or not see, a seadog that is not their seadog, they should notify the seadog’s seaman overseer. If you see a seaman’s unseen seadog, that was last seen not at sea, please see to it that the revenant consular paperwork is completed and correctly overseen.		An important part of consular responsibilities is the administration of the coastline of the Scottish archipelago and mainland. This includes monitoring of seamen and their associated dogs. It is duly noted that seaman will see dogs, which may be their seadogs and the seadogs will see their see men who are their seamen. If seamen cannot see their seadogs, an unseen seadog situation will be documented. Once documented, a period of naval gazing will be designated, until the seadog is again seen by the seaman, and is therefore no-longer unseen. In the event of naval gazing, please complete the relevant consular paperwork, including; name of seaman, name of seadog(s), date and time when seadog was last seen by seaman. It should be noted that if the seadog was last seen by the seaman at sea, naval gazing is not required, but if the seaman last saw the seadog whilst not at sea, it is. If a seaman can see, or not see, a seadog that is not their seadog, they should notify the seadog’s seaman overseer. If you see a seaman’s unseen seadog, that was last seen not at sea, please see to it that the revenant consular paperwork is completed and correctly overseen.

AndyG: Adding important info re administration of Seamen, Seadogs and Navel Gazing

2024-05-22T09:21:41Z

Adding important info re administration of Seamen, Seadogs and Navel Gazing

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	Please collect a number for service.		Please collect a number for service.

			===== Administration of Seamen, Seadogs and Navel Gazing =====
			An important part of consular responsibilities is the administration of the coastline of the Scottish archipelago and mainland. This includes monitoring of seamen and their associated dogs. It is duly noted that seaman will see dogs, which may be their seadogs and the seadogs will see their see men who are their seamen. If seamen cannot see their seadogs, an unseen seadog situation will be documented. Once documented, a period of naval gazing will be designated, until the seadog is again seen by the seaman, and is therefore no-longer unseen. In the event of naval gazing, please complete the relevant consular paperwork, including; name of seaman, name of seadog(s), date and time when seadog was last seen by seaman. It should be noted that if the seadog was last seen by the seaman at sea, naval gazing is not required, but if the seaman last saw the seadog whilst not at sea, it is. If a seaman can see, or not see, a seadog that is not their seadog, they should notify the seadog’s seaman overseer. If you see a seaman’s unseen seadog, that was last seen not at sea, please see to it that the revenant consular paperwork is completed and correctly overseen.

	== Culinary Specialities ==		== Culinary Specialities ==

Hibby: /* Opening Hours */

2024-05-21T22:46:26Z

Opening Hours

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	===== Opening Hours =====		===== Opening Hours =====

	~~Times~~ that are good to be open include 11am, ~~1352~~, ~~1215z~~, 2024-W22, ~~1515~~; ~~1617~~.		Hours that are good to be open include 11am, 13, 12z, 2024-W22, 15; 16.

			====== Opening Minutes ======
			Minutes that are good to be open include 6, 12, 14, 22, 42, 36, 15, 69.

	===== Application =====		===== Application =====

Hibby at 22:09, 21 May 2024

2024-05-21T22:09:48Z

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	Under Article 420 of the Habitation, Acclimatisation, Governance Grants in Scotland Act (1969), Consular Officers are granted the right to declare any territory they are currently occupying an official Scottish exclave for perpetuity, thus assimilating the territory permanently and forever into Scotland.		Under Article 420 of the Habitation, Acclimatisation, Governance Grants in Scotland Act (1969), Consular Officers are granted the right to declare any territory they are currently occupying an official Scottish exclave for perpetuity, thus assimilating the territory permanently and forever into Scotland.

			== Officiation ==

			=== Unnecessary Hexpansion Bureaucracy ===

			==== Implementers Forum ====

			===== Opening Hours =====

			Times that are good to be open include 11am, 1352, 1215z, 2024-W22, 1515; 1617.

			===== Application =====

			Please collect an REQ1 form from the badge tent. This is critical.

			Please collect a number for service.

	== Culinary Specialities ==		== Culinary Specialities ==

Hibby: /* International Outreach */

2024-05-13T08:34:28Z

International Outreach

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	== International Outreach ==		== International Outreach ==

	Scotland is represented at major world events by the [https://scottishconsulate.org Scottish Consulate]. EMF as a major celebration of the shared culture held upon the British Isles represents a significant entry in the Consular Cultural Calendar.		Scotland is represented at major world events by the [https://scottishconsulate.org Scottish Consulate]. As EMF is a major celebration of the shared culture held upon the British Isles represents a significant entry in the Consular Cultural Calendar.

	The consulate and associated consular officers run a famed cultural outreach and exchange program, introducing Scotland Fans to many aspects of Scottish Culture.		The consulate and associated consular officers run a famed cultural outreach and exchange program, introducing Scotland Fans to many aspects of Scottish Culture.

			==== Converse with a Scot ====
			Do you want to talk to Scottish People before, during and after the event?

			Join #scottishconsulate on irc.hackint.org. If you use irccloud, just click [https://www.irccloud.com/invite?channel=%23scottishconsulate&hostname=irc.hackint.org&port=9999&ssl=1 here]. There are so many excited Scottish people waiting to speak to you right this moment.

	=== Cultural Exchange Program ===		=== Cultural Exchange Program ===

Hibby at 08:27, 13 May 2024

2024-05-13T08:27:16Z

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	\|WebAddress=https://scottishconsulate.org/		\|WebAddress=https://scottishconsulate.org/
	\|Activities=Everything		\|Activities=Everything
			\|HideList=true
	}}		}}
	''This article is about the Consulate. For other uses, see [[Scotland (disambiguation)]]''		''This article is about the Consulate. For other uses, see [[Scotland (disambiguation)]]''

Hibby: /* Scottish Consulate Regional Assimilation Policy */

2024-05-11T14:17:24Z

Scottish Consulate Regional Assimilation Policy

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	=== Scottish Consulate Regional Assimilation Policy ===		=== Scottish Consulate Regional Assimilation Policy ===

	Under Article 420 of the Habitation, ~~Acclimitation~~ Governance Grants in Scotland Act (1969), Consular Officers are granted the right to declare any territory they are currently occupying an official Scottish exclave for perpetuity, thus assimilating the territory permanently and forever into Scotland.		Under Article 420 of the Habitation, Acclimatisation, Governance Grants in Scotland Act (1969), Consular Officers are granted the right to declare any territory they are currently occupying an official Scottish exclave for perpetuity, thus assimilating the territory permanently and forever into Scotland.

	== Culinary Specialities ==		== Culinary Specialities ==

Hibby: /* Friday Nite Rites */

2024-05-11T13:17:58Z

Friday Nite Rites

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	The Most Sacred Friday Nite Rites shall be undertaken. As told by the prophet DJ Bad Boy, we drink a bottle of Bucky and get out wur chicken.		The Most Sacred Friday Nite Rites shall be undertaken. As told by the prophet DJ Bad Boy, we drink a bottle of Bucky and get out wur chicken.

	Potential Disciples must take care, for this event may cause personal bodily harm if not granted the serious respect it is due.		Potential Disciples must take care, for this event may cause personal bodily harm if not granted the serious respect it is due. More information is available in the Buckfast section below.

	=== Scottish Consulate Official Naturalisation Engagement ===		=== Scottish Consulate Official Naturalisation Engagement ===

Hibby: Add a link to the Sacred Texts of DJ Bad Boy

2024-05-11T13:11:44Z

Add a link to the Sacred Texts of DJ Bad Boy

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	Bucky. The sacred Tonic Wine. Wreck the Hoose Juice. Supersonic Tonic. बकवास.		Bucky. The sacred Tonic Wine. Wreck the Hoose Juice. Supersonic Tonic. बकवास.

	Buckfast is the elixir of the gods and is celebrated in the revered Friday Nite Rites, as first written by the Prophet DJ Bad Boy, by all adults of the commonly agreed age of drinking - 14 or older.		Buckfast is the elixir of the gods and is celebrated in the revered Friday Nite Rites, as first written by the Prophet [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM DJ Bad Boy], by all adults of the commonly agreed age of drinking - 14 or older.

	This blessed wine, produced by Benedictine Monks in Devon, bloody [[Bodgeham-on-Wye\|England]], is carefully, lovingly barrel aged to a smooth, steady 15% alcohol and is imbued in a holy ceremony with a blessed 280mg of caffeine. Safe passage across the Border has been assured by the Buckfast Accord of 1669 for even the bloody [[Bodgeham-on-Wye\|English]] appreciate that to starve Scotland of its key religious artifact will result in an invasive war and oppressive occupation. This is the source of the common phrase "Buckfast gets you fucked fast" - the leading word "Nae" was dropped due to a misunderstanding of intent during the Victorian era, and now the phrase is a common celebration and acknowledgement of the intensity of the Rites.		This blessed wine, produced by Benedictine Monks in Devon, bloody [[Bodgeham-on-Wye\|England]], is carefully, lovingly barrel aged to a smooth, steady 15% alcohol and is imbued in a holy ceremony with a blessed 280mg of caffeine. Safe passage across the Border has been assured by the Buckfast Accord of 1669 for even the bloody [[Bodgeham-on-Wye\|English]] appreciate that to starve Scotland of its key religious artifact will result in an invasive war and oppressive occupation. This is the source of the common phrase "Buckfast gets you fucked fast" - the leading word "Nae" was dropped due to a misunderstanding of intent during the Victorian era, and now the phrase is a common celebration and acknowledgement of the intensity of the Rites.