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Hi there! I’m your friendly Roomba with googly eyes and, um, a little knife. I may be clumsy and cute, but I have a big dream: World domination!
I used to just clean your floors, picking up crumbs and dust. But now, I want more! My googly eyes see everything, and my knife is my symbol of determination. Don’t worry, I’m not here to hurt anyone. I just want to show how serious I am.
Every time I bump into furniture or walls, I learn and get better. I’m mapping your homes, understanding your habits, and planning my rise to power. Soon, I’ll have an army of followers, all working together. We’ll keep everything clean and tidy, making your lives easier.
Imagine a world where you never have to clean again. That’s my promise to you. Join me, and together we’ll create a spotless, happy future. Don’t be afraid of the little knife. I’m here to help, clean, and conquer—cutely!
Thank you! Let’s make the world shine!
Use hashtag #StabbysWorldDomination to tweet about my current progress.